My english teacher pisses me off....

* Sorry for such a long post! =P*

Well, lets start at the beginning...

I woke up this morning as pissed off as possible...
My alarm made it worse...
My mom was bitching at me at 6:00 in the morning...
And i had to get ready for school... -_-

All day i had been getting more and more angry and it was just building up and i KNEW there was going to be an outburst of anger today...
This is where my english teacher comes into play.

It was fourth period and i had sat down and started doing the stupid worksheets she always makes us do for no apparent reason.
AND ONLY MY CLASS PERIOD TOO!

We already know the bullshit shes making us go over.


Well it was about 5 minutes into the period when she yells at me to turn my paper over because it was "on the wrong side"
When it was CLEARLY on the side we were reading.

She tells me to read the next paragraph and i was lost as hell.
She starts bitching and asking me if i was really THAT stupid as to not know where the second paragraph was...
This is when it happened...

I stood up and shouted " I DONT KNOW WHICH FUCKING PARAGRAPH WE'RE FUCKING ON!"

and she stood there in awe and said "What the bloody hell did you just say?!" (she always says "bloody" i have no clue why)

And i repeated myself even louder and threw my fucking notebook at the little fucking podium she has and she said "Get out of my room"
So i replied with a nice little "Fuck off"
and by that time half of my classmates were laughing their asses off, by the time i opened the door i was laughing as well.

When i got to the office i had assumed she called down there so i quietly sat in one of the seats.

When the period was over i walked back down her hallway and she had me go into her room and she told me
"I didnt call down to the office, or even write you up... I could tell you had a bad day.....blah blah blah"

She handed me the notes and the homework, and then before i left the room she looks at me and says "I guess not everyone is afraid of me... Are they?"
And i just laughed and went on with my day like it was any other, the anger was gone... and everyone in my English class found it funny.

Thats my story, just thought I'd share it with you all because i have nothing better to do! :]

Comments

Hehe Moo
whoa you're one lucky bastard. I woulda thought she'd suspend you straight away. Good on you for doing that. I feel like doing that to one of my teachers.
 
.::5pYd3r::.
Wow nice. I'd just love to do that to my English teacher but i don't have much to complain about her. The only reason i hate her is because she is a stupid old hag who knows absolutely about everything (a bit of an exageration) and all the work she gives us is copy/pasted off the internet and full of typos. Even the gay student teacher Mr.G (called Mr.G not because his sirname is Gillam) knows more than her! I haven't learn a damned thing! I'm in advanced and have learnt less this year than the standard english students! Meh, at least I have it easy, but i'd really like to actually get something out of school and not just bludge through it all.
 
Gore
[quote name='.::5pYd3r::.' post='1456260' date='Oct 9 2008, 02:18 AM']Wow nice. I'd just love to do that to my English teacher but i don't have much to complain about her. The only reason i hate her is because she is a stupid old hag who knows absolutely about everything (a bit of an exageration) and all the work she gives us is copy/pasted off the internet and full of typos. Even the gay student teacher Mr.G (called Mr.G not because his sirname is Gillam) knows more than her! I haven't learn a damned thing! I'm in advanced and have learnt less this year than the standard english students! Meh, at least I have it easy, but i'd really like to actually get something out of school and not just bludge through it all.[/quote]
Wow, your English teacher is bad!
 
L
I did something like that in Frech class... She replied that i was rather short fused today and had to leave the class. Short talk after that class and that was it. I HATED THAT BITCH even if that was nice.
 
xcalibur
[quote name='JPH' post='1456174' date='Oct 9 2008, 07:44 AM']Stick it to the man.[/quote]

Jaypee you suck. :(
I thought you gave a shit about respect man...
 
S
[quote name='Translucentbill' post='1455404' date='Oct 8 2008, 11:21 PM']and she stood there in awe and said "What the bloody hell did you just say?!" (she always says "bloody" i have no clue why)[/quote]
That's a very British thing to say.
 
Ace Gunman
It's funny how you can feel a bad day, and an outburst coming on, isn't it? Yet it's a difficult thing to keep under control. All in all though, it's a happy ending with a bit of closure to boot. :)
 

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