Previously, on Badger Ball Zed...
"Let me go! You'll die too!" I pleaded to the lass holding me in a powerful grip as the kitten Mouser charged her mega death ray, preparing to blast me and her faithful compatriot to the death.
"It will all be worth it... to be rid of you!" She said, closing her eyes and gritting her teeth.
"Kyah, kyah!" My childselves screeched. Worthless mes... how could we even be related? I thought to myself. Seeing no other recourse, and not wishing to die to the death, I knew that I had only one option left. Indeed, for it was THAT.
"Super... giga... ice... beam!" I shouted, firing the largest igloo out of my eye sockets that I have ever performed yet! The beam was so destructive, that it tore the entire world asunder, then rebuilt it once more - the ice working like stitches to hold the Earth together. The ice killed my multitudes of multi-gendered children, the Mouser, the lass, and 3/4ths of the population - but what mattered in the end was that I survived.
Picking myself up from the wreckage of the now desolate world I wandered the globe for centuries, witnessing the devastation I had caused firsthand. I felt no remorse, as I had no other recourse. I repopulated the Earth, asexually reproducing several hundred times on every continent in the globe. I witnessed first hand as empires grew, fell, regrew, and fell once again. I saw the dragons return, burning what remained of humanity and placing their own government. But they too were overthrown once more, by aliens from a far off planet. But the aliens promptly left, leaving naught but I and my offspring as the last remnants of the planet.
And so, it was my time to rule at last. But I could see the hungry eyes of my underlings, seeking my position of power - and so I constructed a new government, and retired two years later to preserve my life. I served as a minister to the other rulers that followed after me, but after seven thousand years I grew bored and sought to see the Earth once more with my own eyes. I fell in love with a bonny badger lass, and lived in comfort to the end of my days with her... watching the world change and grow for the rest of eternity.
Sometimes a wanderer would come by and ask me if I had regrets - if the destruction of the world and all humanity was worth it. I would simply answer "Who can tell?" For indeed... who could ever tell?
<<The End>>
"Let me go! You'll die too!" I pleaded to the lass holding me in a powerful grip as the kitten Mouser charged her mega death ray, preparing to blast me and her faithful compatriot to the death.
"It will all be worth it... to be rid of you!" She said, closing her eyes and gritting her teeth.
"Kyah, kyah!" My childselves screeched. Worthless mes... how could we even be related? I thought to myself. Seeing no other recourse, and not wishing to die to the death, I knew that I had only one option left. Indeed, for it was THAT.
"Super... giga... ice... beam!" I shouted, firing the largest igloo out of my eye sockets that I have ever performed yet! The beam was so destructive, that it tore the entire world asunder, then rebuilt it once more - the ice working like stitches to hold the Earth together. The ice killed my multitudes of multi-gendered children, the Mouser, the lass, and 3/4ths of the population - but what mattered in the end was that I survived.
Picking myself up from the wreckage of the now desolate world I wandered the globe for centuries, witnessing the devastation I had caused firsthand. I felt no remorse, as I had no other recourse. I repopulated the Earth, asexually reproducing several hundred times on every continent in the globe. I witnessed first hand as empires grew, fell, regrew, and fell once again. I saw the dragons return, burning what remained of humanity and placing their own government. But they too were overthrown once more, by aliens from a far off planet. But the aliens promptly left, leaving naught but I and my offspring as the last remnants of the planet.
And so, it was my time to rule at last. But I could see the hungry eyes of my underlings, seeking my position of power - and so I constructed a new government, and retired two years later to preserve my life. I served as a minister to the other rulers that followed after me, but after seven thousand years I grew bored and sought to see the Earth once more with my own eyes. I fell in love with a bonny badger lass, and lived in comfort to the end of my days with her... watching the world change and grow for the rest of eternity.
Sometimes a wanderer would come by and ask me if I had regrets - if the destruction of the world and all humanity was worth it. I would simply answer "Who can tell?" For indeed... who could ever tell?
<<The End>>
