Talk about being busted for farting - check this out.
Ok I am at work and stuck working late. The lights go out, security guards to do their rounds (say hi and want to know how long I will be), and my desk light and monitor illuminating the area. I am 2 hours after normal quitting time. So I am walking to the elevator and think "ok I am safe - I'll let one rip on my way there as to not kill myself IN the elevator"..... Bimmmmmph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didnt take into the account for the time it makes it's way through my jeans. I already could sense the heat and smell a combination of ketchup and coffee... I press 1st floor button, thinking I just need to get down 5 floors and run out the door. All of a sudden, the elevator stops at 4th floor and the 2 hottest chinese chicks walkin and talking a mile a minute in chinese - then all of a sudden the both look down in silence. 3rd floor.............2nd floor...........................1st floor - DING... so I being the disgusting gentleman that I am let the ladies go out first. I was walkign out behind them and heard (forgive me if my chinese is wrong) something like "oow chin che wat BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Another gas attack was I was leaving on time and was talking to a buddy of mine. We get in the elevator and was heading down. I felt a grumble in my stomach but knew salvation was moments away. Anyways we are talking and get outside the building, he is walking in one direction and I am walkign in the other to get to my truck. We start to scream at each other to keep our conversation going as we are pretty far apart. I dig into my pocket, get my keys to unlock my door and think "I better lets this smoke greneage loose out here so I dont ruin my cars interior"....SSSSSSSSsssssssssfffffffffffffffffssssssplooooch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pure digustingness in its raw form. Like it was 10 seconds long. Then I hear "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" like a motor behind me. I look behind me and it was a lady hitting the electric button to roll up her car window. SHe was waiting to pick someone up.
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa I was like less than 3 feet to her head when I did that.
Ok I am at work and stuck working late. The lights go out, security guards to do their rounds (say hi and want to know how long I will be), and my desk light and monitor illuminating the area. I am 2 hours after normal quitting time. So I am walking to the elevator and think "ok I am safe - I'll let one rip on my way there as to not kill myself IN the elevator"..... Bimmmmmph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didnt take into the account for the time it makes it's way through my jeans. I already could sense the heat and smell a combination of ketchup and coffee... I press 1st floor button, thinking I just need to get down 5 floors and run out the door. All of a sudden, the elevator stops at 4th floor and the 2 hottest chinese chicks walkin and talking a mile a minute in chinese - then all of a sudden the both look down in silence. 3rd floor.............2nd floor...........................1st floor - DING... so I being the disgusting gentleman that I am let the ladies go out first. I was walkign out behind them and heard (forgive me if my chinese is wrong) something like "oow chin che wat BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Another gas attack was I was leaving on time and was talking to a buddy of mine. We get in the elevator and was heading down. I felt a grumble in my stomach but knew salvation was moments away. Anyways we are talking and get outside the building, he is walking in one direction and I am walkign in the other to get to my truck. We start to scream at each other to keep our conversation going as we are pretty far apart. I dig into my pocket, get my keys to unlock my door and think "I better lets this smoke greneage loose out here so I dont ruin my cars interior"....SSSSSSSSsssssssssfffffffffffffffffssssssplooooch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pure digustingness in its raw form. Like it was 10 seconds long. Then I hear "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" like a motor behind me. I look behind me and it was a lady hitting the electric button to roll up her car window. SHe was waiting to pick someone up.
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa I was like less than 3 feet to her head when I did that.
