Basically, there's this game a friend gifted me called Akiba's Trip Undead and Undressed on Steam.
It's fairly popular so I guess I don't really have to talk about it, but something I don't understand is how the hell is it so popular and how does it have so many positive reviews?
The game is a messy port.
Nah, messy port is not enough to describe this trash port. It's literally the worst port I've ever seen on PC, even worse than GTA IV which I run at a more than decent playable framerate.
As far as I know, the game was ported from the PS4 to the Vita and from the Vita to the PC, which is portception basically... But they didn't put any effort whatsoever into making the game actually playable on PC. They just kinda ported it and threw it on Steam so ignorant weeaboo fucks can buy it and then deffend how perfect it is on the Steam forums and say everyone should be grateful a Japanese developer did this and that it's literally the best thing in the world.
They are blind, just blind. Not everyone has a monstrous PC to run shitty ports like they do. Probably just a bunch of 12 year olds that hide on their mom's basement and live in a rich neighborhood and think they're special for liking "japanese culture".
I also found it BAFFLING how no one actually even CARES about this. I've seen people complaining, a lot of people complaining, basically 90% of everyone smart that buys the game complains about it ( The other 10% asks for a refund, which is also smart, but I got it as a gift so doesn't matter ), but no one does anything, is it really that hard to make a fix for it? ( Honest question, I'm not a programmer ).
Anyways, here are the minimum specs taken from the Steam page:
OS: Windows Vista (SP2)
Processor: Intel Core i3-530 @ 2.93 GHz / AMD Phenom II X4 810 @ 2.60 GHz
Memory: 6 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTS 450 / ATI Radeon HD 5870 (1GB VRAM)
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 3 GB available space
Sound Card: Compatible with DirectX 11
This probably sounds very low end to most of you, but certainly not for me. My PC cost me over $300 here where I live and it doesn't even have a dedicated GPU.
Also, 2.93 GHz and 6GBs of ram for a Vita game that looks like it's straight from the PS2? ( Some PS2 games even look better than this )... That's just stupid, really really stupid. The GTS 450 is not really a beast but the rest is just ridiculous.
Sorry for this rant, it's just that I REALLY wanted to enjoy this game without having to buy it for the PS3 ( Which isn't a very good port either ).
I wish I could do something but since I'm a dumbfuck but I can only complain. Sorry if I offended anyone.
It's fairly popular so I guess I don't really have to talk about it, but something I don't understand is how the hell is it so popular and how does it have so many positive reviews?
The game is a messy port.
Nah, messy port is not enough to describe this trash port. It's literally the worst port I've ever seen on PC, even worse than GTA IV which I run at a more than decent playable framerate.
As far as I know, the game was ported from the PS4 to the Vita and from the Vita to the PC, which is portception basically... But they didn't put any effort whatsoever into making the game actually playable on PC. They just kinda ported it and threw it on Steam so ignorant weeaboo fucks can buy it and then deffend how perfect it is on the Steam forums and say everyone should be grateful a Japanese developer did this and that it's literally the best thing in the world.
They are blind, just blind. Not everyone has a monstrous PC to run shitty ports like they do. Probably just a bunch of 12 year olds that hide on their mom's basement and live in a rich neighborhood and think they're special for liking "japanese culture".
I also found it BAFFLING how no one actually even CARES about this. I've seen people complaining, a lot of people complaining, basically 90% of everyone smart that buys the game complains about it ( The other 10% asks for a refund, which is also smart, but I got it as a gift so doesn't matter ), but no one does anything, is it really that hard to make a fix for it? ( Honest question, I'm not a programmer ).
Anyways, here are the minimum specs taken from the Steam page:
OS: Windows Vista (SP2)
Processor: Intel Core i3-530 @ 2.93 GHz / AMD Phenom II X4 810 @ 2.60 GHz
Memory: 6 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTS 450 / ATI Radeon HD 5870 (1GB VRAM)
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 3 GB available space
Sound Card: Compatible with DirectX 11
This probably sounds very low end to most of you, but certainly not for me. My PC cost me over $300 here where I live and it doesn't even have a dedicated GPU.
Also, 2.93 GHz and 6GBs of ram for a Vita game that looks like it's straight from the PS2? ( Some PS2 games even look better than this )... That's just stupid, really really stupid. The GTS 450 is not really a beast but the rest is just ridiculous.
Sorry for this rant, it's just that I REALLY wanted to enjoy this game without having to buy it for the PS3 ( Which isn't a very good port either ).
I wish I could do something but since I'm a dumbfuck but I can only complain. Sorry if I offended anyone.
