My balls are better than yours.

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As you can see the left pair has the sun and moon, and the right one is plain metal that looks like it's on PCP or something because it's a rainbow of colors like motor oil in a puddle.

The instructions came with the left pair (not the right), and if you can't read it I'll attempt to type it (lord help me).

[p= ]Directions of Healthy Balls

Healthy Dalls Was made onglnally in Song Dynasty
(960-1127AD)used tor Martial-arts,and then used by
emperial famlly after It sounds like Roaring Dragon and
Sinlg Phoanlx by ramming each other with hands It is good
fot improving physical oonditions and relaxing your mlnd
You can put two ot more balls in a hand, and tum them
by fingers started to play slowly,and then increase the
speed and strength graduallv
Three kinds of balls are offered in out company siiver
colourea golden coloured and cloisonne balls[/p]
So I've got the "siiver", and "cloisonne" refers to the decorated ones... I just need the golden pair.

That's right, Rydian is questing a golden pair of balls.

They most likely come in the green-colored boxes I've seen at the arcades, but I've only seen the green ones once, and at that time it was the choice between the green and blue... I chose the blue. The red pair I have is the oldest, and the box is noticeably falling apart.

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Zerousen
[quote name='phoenixgoddess27' post='3161996' date='Sep 28 2010, 07:12 AM'][quote name='Veho' post='3161993' date='Sep 28 2010, 06:09 AM']Suuure, blame everything on Veho :rolleyes:[/quote]

You always manage to convince me to be perverted D:
I don't like it, stop your jedi mind tricks!
[/quote]
I like it though :creep:
 
Phoenix Goddess
[quote name='Hikaru' post='3161997' date='Sep 28 2010, 06:13 AM']I like it though :creep:[/quote]

Another trick from the damn Jedis! :sad:
Where's Dommy when you need him :(

I prefer to keep my bouncy balls innocent, along with my mind.
 
Zerousen
[quote name='phoenixgoddess27' post='3162001' date='Sep 28 2010, 07:15 AM'][quote name='Hikaru' post='3161997' date='Sep 28 2010, 06:13 AM']I like it though :creep:[/quote]

Another trick from the damn Jedis! :sad:
[/quote]
I prefer Storm Troopers :creep:

[yt]t7X9MQi7uOU[/yt]
 
Didu50
I am chinese :D And The purpose of these balls is to strenghen your fingers and improve blood flow. Your supposed to be able to do it in both hands, and if your good enough since you have 2 pairs, you can do both hands at once! XD
 
Zerousen
[quote name='Didu50' post='3162013' date='Sep 28 2010, 07:31 AM']I am chinese :D And The purpose of these balls is to strenghen your fingers and improve blood flow. Your supposed to be able to do it in both hands, and if your good enough since you have 2 pairs, you can do both hands at once! XD[/quote]
my cousin has arthritis, so she had them nearly everywhere she went. she had 2 extra pairs just in case too, but now she lives in Texas, and her arthritis is better :)
 
Icealote
I've seen old people do it with three balls in one hand.. is that the same reason or is it just pure skill at that age o.O
 
.Chris
[quote name='Rydian' post='3161191' date='Sep 27 2010, 08:38 PM']That's right, Rydian is questing a golden pair of balls.[/quote]
epic.
 
tk_saturn
From reading Rydian's posts, I think it would be better for both him and us if he was castrated.

It's what you do with dogs, and their temperment improves afterwards.
 
Rydian
[quote name='tk_saturn' post='3163673' date='Sep 28 2010, 10:28 PM']From reading Rydian's posts, I think it would be better for both him and us if he was castrated.

It's what you do with dogs, and their temperment improves afterwards.[/quote]You used to be all cranky, too. :P

Butyeah, I've been blowing up at people lately because I'm tired of the same shit in every thread. At least I warn them beforehand? >>;
 
monkat
[quote name='Rydian' post='3163733' date='Sep 28 2010, 10:55 PM']Butyeah, I've been blowing up at people lately because I'm tired of the same shit in every thread. At least I warn them beforehand? >>;[/quote]

Then why haven't you been blowing me? All of my threads are about the same and can be summarized in one sentence! "I'm overworked, tired, poor, and unhappy - also, I whine a lot."

Also I am in favor of castrating you.
 
Veho
My balls, let me show you them.


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(They're touching :ph34r: )
 

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