my girlfriend of 1 year broke up with me today

for no other reason than she wants a fresh start in 2009.

hmm.

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Noitora
She wants a fresh start in 2009 so she broke up with you?
Dammit...is she fine? that's no reason to break up with somebody, have you tried giving her a call?
 
silent sniper
[quote name='ShadowXP' post='1682230' date='Jan 3 2009, 02:12 PM']haha that IS the call i got my friend, that is the call i got[/quote]
so you havent talked to her?

maybe your friend made it up and is being a douche, hm?
but yes, if its legit


SLAP THAT BITCH!!! lol jk


dont do it... it aint the 70s anymore :cry:
 
EmperorOfCanada
There has gotta be more to it than that man.. You just dont know the reasons.. Unless she is being a real ice queen about it, and assuming you actually care for the girl, ask her if whatever she wasnt happy with could be worked at / worked out. If she says no well.. =/

Good luck man. *hug*
 
dinofan01
simple solution: shotgun to the face......but if you want less violence I guess you could confront her about it.
 
Wabsta
Kill her.




Nah, jk.
But, if she wants "a fresh start" in 2009.
Then she is a stupid bitch, and not even worthy to be your girlfriend.
So, go fuck her best friend to let her feel it.
 
dinofan01
[quote name='wabsta' post='1682286' date='Jan 3 2009, 02:38 PM']So, go fuck her best friend to let her feel it.[/quote]
best advice so far.
 
silent sniper
[quote name='wabsta' post='1682286' date='Jan 3 2009, 02:38 PM']So, go fuck her best friend to let her feel it.[/quote]
wow, thats cruel, but.... actually a really good idea
 
nin10do
girls like to be chased. try persueing her (...not stalking) for a couple of weeks.

that old line about getting under someone to get over someone else... it works.
 
VISHI SO FISHI
hahah shame!

lol kidding

, u know what u do , u go to her house torture her , put some petrol on her body and then light a match , rape here and then burn her alive!!!


muahahahaahahh
 
Law
[quote name='nin10do' post='1682305' date='Jan 3 2009, 10:46 PM']girls like to be chased. try persueing her (...not stalking) for a couple of weeks.

that old line about getting under someone to get over someone else... it works.[/quote]

Hmm

On an unrelated note: Try stalking her for a few weeks.
 
Law
[quote name='notnarb' post='1682356' date='Jan 3 2009, 11:17 PM']It's pretty much decided, you have to bang her best friend and record it, then upload it to a streaming video site that allows content like that.[/quote]

Or if you really feel like a jerk, upload any pictures or videos of content like that of her that you have to the internet, then email her the links.
 
Nintenterd
[quote name='Law' post='1682360' date='Jan 3 2009, 06:19 PM'][quote name='notnarb' post='1682356' date='Jan 3 2009, 11:17 PM']It's pretty much decided, you have to bang her best friend and record it, then upload it to a streaming video site that allows content like that.[/quote]

Or if you really feel like a jerk, upload any pictures or videos of content like that of her that you have to the internet, then email her the links.
[/quote]

LMFAO better advice than Bang her best friend :rofl:
 
Lazycus
Sounds like your girlfriend met someone else over holidays. "Fresh start" means there is someone else already. Don't be a sap and try to get back with her. Play it cool and see what the reaction is.
 

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