Time to leave the United States

I'm going to Mexico tomorrow, and I won't come back until Monday. I might not be as active during the 4 days in gone since my data plane only covers the US and I'm too gay to use public Wi-Fi. I might tether off my grandma's data since her plan is an international plan. The bad thing is I need go wake up at 4 AM to start the trip. So I'll try to update you guys as much as I can.
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leon315
''I'm too gay to use public Wi-Fi''
sorry, what do u mean?? i dont like them too, but i can't figure out the connections btw gay and public wifi....
 
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Dionicio3
In Hollister (the town I live at), there is a joke about a McDonalds in Bakersfield. A few years ago, the seniors at the High School got food poisoning on the bus to their grad trip. They stopped at a small plaza thing with a McDonalds and a Mexican restaurant. Almost everyone on all the buses used all the bathrooms in both restaurants. My sister was one of those seniors. We're planning to stop at that McDonalds and send a picture to my sister.
 
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sarkwalvein
Just picture her giving those bathrooms the beating of their lifes and all possible sexyness will be temporarily gone.

PS: Unless you are into Scatophilia, well, that is a thing actually.
 
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get a translator because they'll probably deny service to you in a restaurant if you come up to them and say shit like ''Oula mei da unous tacous porfavour?''
 
sarkwalvein
Meh, why are you so antigringos?

We don't usually treat them like that back in good old Argentina. We only laugh our asses off, and proceed to treat them like another client.
 
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