Went on vacation to the UK 2 weeks ago for about a week again to visit my friends up on the islands and while it all started quite well and innocent, my hair was quite outgrown and really needed a massive fucking trim but my barber cancelled last minute so day one pictures are easily recognized by gamer hair
Look at how cute that shit is, my tiny boi and our matching band merch, fuck me I'm hella gay.
it was good clean wholesome fun for about.. a day but then on the evening of the 2nd day after I got my hair done (thank the lord) that's when it all started going down.
Y'know how some people never really drink but when they do, they binge?
Now imagine 3 teenagers doing that with one of them being on holiday so what even are consequences.
Right. So we eat out at my friend's place and that's all fine and dandy when our friend "Baldy" doesn't let us know that he hasn't eaten anything all day and he just kinda..
Keep in mind I'm also like 3 whiskeys in at this point and as you can probably tell I ain't got a lot of fat on me so I'm feeling it ESPECIALLY cuz I hadn't drank anything in ages.
Right so we get done and we somehow get this drunk child up and running to go to this guy's place to play some good old fashioned cards against humanity with our smol group.
Enter: Joe's house - Group of 3 lads and 2 gals
The Shirtless saga.
Okay so a bunch of drunk teenagers nursing another drunk teenager that's not allowed to drink more but he keeps trying while we're playing Cards against humanity and at one point one lad takes his shirt off (Fucking Baldy of course)
Not wanting to be outdone and being several more drinks in and about as inebriated one can be while retaining some memory of course I join in, at which point all the lads in this whole area take their shirt off because Alcohol.
Now buddy pal I'm quite open when it comes to this shit but I'm not sure if it's a good idea to leak compromising shirtless photos of myself publically.. so y'know hit a brother up if ya want those xxx
Well y'know while we're all having a grand old time we can't possibly forget about good old baldy that has at this point gone actually wasted as he's had one more half drink since he came here, sent him over the edge as we had to physically restrain him, take his drink away and carry him to bed, Boy just went limp noodle mode.
we're just kinda... living at this point, nobody's playing the card game at this point we're just chatting and it's honestly the best time because nobody gives a shit anymore cuz literally everyone is utterly shitfaced.
Did I forget to mention that the entire time while Baldy's in bed he's yelling at us "I wanna go home and play DayZ with James"
Fucken addict mate.
Man couldn't even stand anymore so I'm surprised any coherency came out of him.
So at about 11:30 after quite a great night of chatting and nursing Baldy's sober enough to even walk so we go home.. and then we have one of those conversations, y'know the ones that get surprisingly real and open all of a sudden when it's just bros being bros.
Right so that goes on 'til like 1:30AM while we keep having to tell "Northerner" to keep his voice down cuz he's proper yelling down the streets
We all go to bed and Samuel wakes up with a mad hangover. Happy birthday to me.
Look at how cute that shit is, my tiny boi and our matching band merch, fuck me I'm hella gay.
it was good clean wholesome fun for about.. a day but then on the evening of the 2nd day after I got my hair done (thank the lord) that's when it all started going down.
Y'know how some people never really drink but when they do, they binge?
Now imagine 3 teenagers doing that with one of them being on holiday so what even are consequences.
Right. So we eat out at my friend's place and that's all fine and dandy when our friend "Baldy" doesn't let us know that he hasn't eaten anything all day and he just kinda..
Keep in mind I'm also like 3 whiskeys in at this point and as you can probably tell I ain't got a lot of fat on me so I'm feeling it ESPECIALLY cuz I hadn't drank anything in ages.
Right so we get done and we somehow get this drunk child up and running to go to this guy's place to play some good old fashioned cards against humanity with our smol group.
Enter: Joe's house - Group of 3 lads and 2 gals
The Shirtless saga.
Okay so a bunch of drunk teenagers nursing another drunk teenager that's not allowed to drink more but he keeps trying while we're playing Cards against humanity and at one point one lad takes his shirt off (Fucking Baldy of course)
Not wanting to be outdone and being several more drinks in and about as inebriated one can be while retaining some memory of course I join in, at which point all the lads in this whole area take their shirt off because Alcohol.
Now buddy pal I'm quite open when it comes to this shit but I'm not sure if it's a good idea to leak compromising shirtless photos of myself publically.. so y'know hit a brother up if ya want those xxx
we're just kinda... living at this point, nobody's playing the card game at this point we're just chatting and it's honestly the best time because nobody gives a shit anymore cuz literally everyone is utterly shitfaced.
Did I forget to mention that the entire time while Baldy's in bed he's yelling at us "I wanna go home and play DayZ with James"
Fucken addict mate.
Man couldn't even stand anymore so I'm surprised any coherency came out of him.
So at about 11:30 after quite a great night of chatting and nursing Baldy's sober enough to even walk so we go home.. and then we have one of those conversations, y'know the ones that get surprisingly real and open all of a sudden when it's just bros being bros.
Right so that goes on 'til like 1:30AM while we keep having to tell "Northerner" to keep his voice down cuz he's proper yelling down the streets
We all go to bed and Samuel wakes up with a mad hangover. Happy birthday to me.
