Lord of the Cock Rings: Chapter 1
they each had to put their ring on their beloved's penis...Once upon a time there was 7 rings that was given to 7 of the gayest men in all of middle earth.
Each ring gave them special powers to make them better lovers.they each had to put their ring on their beloved's penis...
Said one of the little gay Hobbits.hello!
Shrieked another little hobbitEveryone can be gay, in the Metaverse..
I take master, and the other little Hobbitses, to my PRECIOUS Metaverse.Shrieked another little hobbit
But first I must wear this ring. It will give me the power to attract even the straightist of straight men.I take master, and the other little Hobbitses, to my PRECIOUS Metaverse.
Yes, my PRECIOUS!!!But first I must wear this ring. It will give me the power to attract even the straightist of straight men.
But the filthy little Hobbitses didn't want to get in the Metaverse!!But first I must wear this ring. It will give me the power to attract even the straightist of straight men.
So I flashed my giant weiner to lure them in.Yes, my PRECIOUS!!!
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But the filthy little Hobbitses didn't want to get in the Metaverse!!
I-It's so... b-big.So I flashed my giant weiner to lure them in.
Said the little Hobbit named JuanBaNaNa son of Juanita the GreatI-It's so... b-big.
grand son of Juanno the GreatestSaid the little Hobbit named JuanBaNaNa son of Juanita the Great
Great great grandson of Gaetan "Calice" Tremblay also known as @VinsCoolGreat grandson of Pedro "Grande Churro" RodriGAYs
JuanBaNaNa then said lets all rise for our national anthem before we do battle against the cis goblins trying to stop out love in the metaverse.