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Anyone else think the world inside Conspiracy theorists heads sounds like a lot of fun?

The Catboy · 2024-04-13T22:18:10+00:00

Like, listen to them. The world is flat and filled with fucking humanoid creatures like lizard folks and shit. The government sounds cool as hell and linked to bad ass shit like demons and the same humanoids above. Rich people are immortal and...

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@Hayato213 getting a massage from @JuanMena :

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godreborn said:
@Hayato213 getting a massage from @JuanMena :

Nah that is your trying to grab @JuanMena ass.

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nope, you're uncomfortable. here's the aftermath:

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SylverReZ said:

Lmao @JuanMena and @godreborn walk into a massage parlor, but @godreborn end up grabbing @JuanMena's ass.

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SylverReZ said:

that's what he'd prefer instead of Juan.

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godreborn said:
that's what he'd prefer instead of Juan.

Don't need to lie that you are a professional ass grabber.

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Hayato213 said:
Don't need to lie that you are a professional ass grabber.

Ass grabber deluxe.

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SylverReZ said:
Ass grabber deluxe.

Well @godreborn and @JuanMena when Pingpong is done with them.

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I'm bowing out for now. I'll be back later probably. I need a break.

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