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Hi, this is Nintendo. We’ve been following this site for ONE HUNDRED DECADES!! Please leave me your ideaname for the new Nintendo Switch: The Second. What would you call the new Nintendo Switch?
 
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Damn, it's difficult to come with a new name.

I think they'll just call it: Nintendo 8

Or maybe after a hardware part that'll make it work, maybe the processor (e.g. "Switch" -> "Nintendo Tegra") but we still don't know what parts are making this rumoured new console... which by the way, Activision claims it won't be "portable" and close to PS4 in power.

So... "Nintendo 4K" comes to mind too.
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Switch U
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S-Wii-tch
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If they made a Switch Lite then they must make a Lite Switch.
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Nintendo Series F/U

The F is $5 cheaper and has no cartridge slot and shocks you when you look away from the mandatory ads

The U has two screens, and the second screen is never used
 
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hmmmm.........mandatory ads......Nintendo reading........
They can use the tesla autopilot eye tracking feature where it stops working if you look away from the wheel for too long

The console just shuts off if you don't look and after 3x bricks itself
 

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They can use the tesla autopilot eye tracking feature where it stops working if you look away from the wheel for too long
The autopilot? Or the entire car? Just... shuts down on the spot.
 

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Autopilot, they disable it for good eventually and my understanding is you just lose the $10k you spent on it
Is it their way of enforcing the point that (contrary to the marketing) the "autopilot" is not automatic at all and should only be used as a glorified cruise control?
 
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