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Ever had some medical questions but you're too shy to ask a real doctor?
Saw [inset temper] mother and now your privates itches?
You smell funny every night before sleeping?
Suddenly have a big ball growing in your throat?
Is your poo black?
It burns when you release liquids?
Are you able to create 4 states of matter at the same time?

Well, fear no more! As the TEMP has real doctors to answer all your questions.
The temp currently has 5 doctors:

@AlanJohn
@FAST6191
@Flame
@p1ngpong
@x65943


And they're gonna answer your personal questions so you can save a buck by not going with a real one.

So, what you're waiting for?
Ask away!
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Doctor! Doctor!
My dick grows 7 inches to the left everytime I'm happy.
Am I turning Communist?
 

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Am I turning Communist?

Maybe?

Here is Juan with a communist hat.

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Ever had some medical questions but you're too shy to ask a real doctor?
Saw [inset temper] mother and now your privates itches?
You smell funny every night before sleeping?
Suddenly have a big ball growing in your throat?
Is your poo black?
It burns when you release liquids?
Are you able to create 4 states of matter at the same time?

Well, fear no more! As the TEMP has real doctors to answer all your questions.
The temp currently has 5 doctors:

@AlanJohn
@FAST6191
@Flame
@p1ngpong
@x65943


And they're gonna answer your personal questions so you can save a buck by not going with a real one.

So, what you're waiting for?
Ask away!
Post automatically merged:

Doctor! Doctor!
My dick grows 7 inches to the left everytime I'm happy.
Am I turning Communist?
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for some reason i malfunction when i drink water....
but the real doctors are trying to get me to drink MORE.
(blushes) i just have problems. i guess i can't hang out with boys cuz they will make fun of me.
 
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JuanMena

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for some reason i malfunction when i drink water....
but the real doctors are trying to get me to drink MORE.
(blushes) i just have problems. i guess i can't hang out with boys cuz they will make fun of me.
I belong to a special group of doctors called "Doctors without Diplomas" and my professional diagnosis is: Water will make you rust. Stop it, get some beer.

Also... if you need to release some water, get the right companion and get in the mood... if you know what I mean.
 

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I belong to a special group of doctors called "Doctors without Diplomas" and my professional diagnosis is: Water will make you rust. Stop it, get some beer.
You belong to a special group called "Alcoholics Anonymous" since that sounds like a personal problem.
 
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