I'm bad with toilet paper

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What is this, 2020?
No, it's the 90s. He needs TP for his bunghole.

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I just have showers instead of wasting my time with toilet paper - warm, running water is way more effective, I've found.
So if you have to poop when out of the house, do you just wait to wash your butt all day???
 

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Who says I poop when out of the house?

...In all seriousness, I do use TP in that scenario, as uncommon as it is. Unless there's a pool nearby, anyway.
I really hope you are joking about wiping your butt in the pool
 
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