My story: if you give a furry a nintendo switch

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If you give a furry a nintendo switch, they will want an extra pair of joycons to go with it
If you give a furry a nintendo switch, they will want a 2tb microsd card to go with it

And if you give them that they will want breath of the wild
Then, they will want a gbatemp account

After that, they will want extra battery life
And a joycon wheel

Then they will want more joycons
And a new nintendo switch

They will want every game for the switch
And an autograph from a nintendo employee
 
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why the hell they want so much upgraded wiimotes?

PS: joycon with built in plus incoming
nintendo didn't give a shit about releasing faulty joycons with short range, becauase they will sell a new upgraded version later to fix it. (for 80 bucks, you must get it!!!!)
 

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genuine question
how do you defeat a fury or shield agains the damn thing?
vampires we can use garlick, demons we can use salt in the doors etc..
how about this damn fury furries?
Nothing can be done. Let them get you.
 

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