Post horrible pick up lines here

[fikatr]

are you an orphanage? cause i wanna give you kids

 

[Yumi]

All of these are making me laugh xD

I had a guy tell me this one once:

"If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?" / I did laugh but he got nothing except a high five. lol

 

[Boogieboo6]

Preggo my eggo

 

[GhostLatte]

Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.

Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!

I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.

 

[vinstage]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

 

[drenal]

Are you a school, cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you

 

[CallmeBerto]

Sit on my face.

Gets them everytime.

 

[JellyPerson]

Did we just share electrons?

Because I feel the covalent bond between us.

Are you my homework? Because I would do you all night

Are you a vacuum? Because you take my breath away.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

can you take shits? if so, i want to be taken by you

 

[Tizm]

ayy @Dionicio3 , lemme suck yo dick

ez

 

[Dionicio3]

ayy @Dionicio3 , lemme suck yo dick

ez

Oh

 

[FAST6191]

Sit on my face.

Gets them everytime.

You are supposed to sing it

 

[CallmeBerto]

...what the hell was that? 0.o

AWESOME!!!

 

[GhostLatte]

ayy @Dionicio3 , lemme suck yo dick

ez

Oh

...what the hell was that? 0.o

AWESOME!!!

The type of genius comedy that doesn't exist today.

 

[CallmeBerto]

Want to learn how to make babies?

 

[CallmeBerto]

@DarthDub - wanna drown with me?

 

[GhostLatte]

@DarthDub hey bby

 

[DarthDub]

@DarthDub hey bby

When's your birthday?

 

[GhostLatte]

When's your birthday?

Check on my profile ;p

 

[DarthDub]

Check on my profile ;p

You were born 2 years ago?