The RPG thread

[Julie_Pilgrim]

so yall would gain xp and whatnot

 

[x65943]

Why don't we just eat rare candies?

 

[Mama Looigi]

Mama says nothing as she reflects on the fact that the journey hasn't even started yet and they're already in a cave with a boss

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

scott tries to organize game, lives to regret it

 

[Crazynoob458]

Why don't we just eat rare candies?

crazynoob eats the rare candies forgetting that those are drugs to pokemon
crazynoob gains 60 levels

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

crazynoob eats the rare candies forgetting that those are drugs to pokemon
crazynoob gains 60 levels

oh shit

 

[Crazynoob458]

oh shit

you know i dont evolve becuase i decided to eat a everstone

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

so we have a lvl 60 riolu on our team now

 

[x65943]

Put Riolu in daycare with a ditto

 

[Crazynoob458]

Put Riolu in daycare with a ditto

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
crazynoob gets dragged by x into a daycare with a ditto
ditto torments crazynoob by transforming into a riolu

 

[Deleted member 397813]

CPG ponders across the two riolus, completely and utterly confused.

 

[rvtr]

John pulls out a dagger and faces the boss.

 

[x65943]

Ew I think one of the riolus just laid an egg

 

[Crazynoob458]

Ew I think one of the riolus just laid an egg

its not me balme the ditto

 

[x65943]

its not me balme the ditto

We all know you're the ditto

 

[Deleted member 397813]

We all know you're the ditto

PLOT DEVELOPMENT ENSUES

 

[rvtr]

John (ooh I got it right this time) says, "this world makes no sense anymore. Oh and aren't we going to do something about the boss? It looks sad from not being noticed. "

 

[x65943]

X throws goat pilgrim at the boss

 

[Deleted member 397813]

X throws goat pilgrim at the boss
View attachment 266185

the boss, known as the cunning tax-twat, was defeated in one hit.

 

[x65943]

After you defeat the boss, he offers you a prize