The RPG thread

[Julie_Pilgrim]

A moderator is always prepared
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this reminds me of this book i read where it stated "dwarves dont go anywhere without their emergency parachute"

 

[rvtr]

:thonk: I didn't get notified for the new messages.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

i wake us up from the rest

 

[Mama Looigi]

i wake us up from the rest

Whoops the whole group slept for a straight day

For no reason
Mama decides that they'll all start heading for the mountains!

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Whoops the whole group slept for a straight day

For no reason

well dnd does have long rests so it's not too weird of a concept

 

[x65943]

X begins to whistle Dixie

 

[rvtr]

John tells X to be quiet.

 

[Mama Looigi]

Mama sings Sweet Caroline even though that song didn’t exist yet

 

[x65943]

Didn't exist yet? Just when are we exactly?

 

[Mama Looigi]

Didn't exist yet? Just when are we exactly?

I don’t know some medieval time

...
but we have access to random modern things and Mario 64 for some reason

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

are we there yet

 

[Mama Looigi]

are we there yet

No
We stopped at Burger King for over a month

And now we are all finished eating :3

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

*shakes you* BURGER KING? WHAT FUCKING TIME ARE WE IN

 

[IC_]

No
We stopped at Burger King for over a month

And now we are all finished eating :3

I was never there

 

[Mama Looigi]

*shakes you* BURGER KING? WHAT FUCKING TIME ARE WE IN

Yes

I was never there

Aw you missed out-
We caused a National pickle shortage! :3

They begged us to take burgers instead

But I said
“No
We’re in a time before burgers exist!”

 

[IC_]

Yes



Aw you missed out-
We caused a National pickle shortage! :3

They begged us to take burgers instead

But I said
“No
We’re in a time before burgers exist!”

I can only cause a national grass shortage

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

I can only cause a national grass shortage

 

[IC_]

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But I am literally a goat

 

[Deleted member 546149]

But I am literally a goat

i will eat you

 

[IC_]

i will eat you

I am a goat with a gun