If you're alone I can hook you up with TWO hot pussies. One's fat and meaty (all the more to love, eh?) and the other is somewhat skinny, curvacious, and feisty. You'll just have to abandon your owner and live with me. (^-^)
Some guy came into my neighborhood bar last night while I was there, claiming he had a gun and tried to rob the bar/bartender. Two guys sitting at the bar grabbed him and slammed him to the ground, and waited for cops to come, guy didn't have a gun afterall. Crackheads be crazy nowdays.