an apple a day keeps the doctor away.....

[yogirlalyssa]

*starts eating iphone*

 

[BakerMan]

any fruit can keep the doctor away...


if you throw it hard enough

 

[The Catboy]

@x65943 can you enter this thread? I ate an apple today

 

[BakerMan]

any fruit can keep the doctor away...


if you throw it hard enough

@x65943 can you enter this thread? I ate an apple today

quick, throw @AncientBoi at him

 

[The Catboy]

quick, throw @AncientBoi at him

@x65943 Please respond, I fear you've been met with a great threat of an apple eater and flying fruit!

 

[Veho]

@x65943 can you enter this thread? I ate an apple today

He can enter the thread but the "doctor" part of him has to stay out.

Pic related.

 

[CoolMe]

Sorry to inform you but there's nothing you could eat that would keep the doctor away, in fact the opposite might happen

 

[The Catboy]

Sorry to inform you but there's nothing you could eat that would keep the doctor away, in fact the opposite might happen

Idk, I’ve eaten a lot of unusual stuff and still haven’t had a doctor get near me after

 

[Xdqwerty]

I almost never eat apples

 

[Veho]

https://www.instructables.com/Apple-Cannon-Cheap-Effective-and-Simple./

 

[Noctosphere]