Yep, another console comparison. This time pitching a console known for a fat guy saying "Obama" against an overpriced console that's only known because of a game about plumbers not wearing ties...
The Phillips CDi vs the Panasonic 3DOh Shit, here we go again. Let the battle begin.
Horsepower:
(I'M NOT FUCKING SURE THE SEARCH RESULTS REFUSE TO TELL ME! "16 Bit" is not "horsepower", that's just a CPU POWER LEVEL.)
Design:
Phillips CDi(the controllers were just as ridiculous to set up so shut the fuck up)
Sales:
Panasonic 3DO (Approx. 2 Million)
Phillips CD-i (570,000)
Games Published:
Phillips CDi (208)
Panasonic 3DO (200)
Disaster Causes:
Phillips CDi (Caused Nintendo to slowly hate the planet more and more alongside Sony.)
Panasonic 3DO (Lost $2857 from it's awful flop. I ACTUALLY DID THE MATH-AMPHETAMINE (Math stands for that and not "Mathematics") TO FIGURE THIS OUT.)
Lives lost(For humor purposes only):
Tie (400 billion people died trying to play the games. May they rest in peace alongside the idiots who thought it was smart to watch PeePo(BZZZZT) without wearing a hazmat suit...)
Overall Winner: Phillips CDi. Yeah, I know I sound biased because of the memes, but let's face it, I did legitimite research for this while sick and having just returned from my millionth hiatus.)
The Phillips CDi vs the Panasonic 3DOh Shit, here we go again. Let the battle begin.
Horsepower:
(I'M NOT FUCKING SURE THE SEARCH RESULTS REFUSE TO TELL ME! "16 Bit" is not "horsepower", that's just a CPU POWER LEVEL.)
Design:
Phillips CDi(the controllers were just as ridiculous to set up so shut the fuck up)
Sales:
Panasonic 3DO (Approx. 2 Million)
Phillips CD-i (570,000)
Games Published:
Phillips CDi (208)
Panasonic 3DO (200)
Disaster Causes:
Phillips CDi (Caused Nintendo to slowly hate the planet more and more alongside Sony.)
Panasonic 3DO (Lost $2857 from it's awful flop. I ACTUALLY DID THE MATH-AMPHETAMINE (Math stands for that and not "Mathematics") TO FIGURE THIS OUT.)
Lives lost(For humor purposes only):
Tie (400 billion people died trying to play the games. May they rest in peace alongside the idiots who thought it was smart to watch PeePo(BZZZZT) without wearing a hazmat suit...)
Overall Winner: Phillips CDi. Yeah, I know I sound biased because of the memes, but let's face it, I did legitimite research for this while sick and having just returned from my millionth hiatus.)