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Here, I found an hot babe for you:
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My name is Lisa and I only take it up the belly button, make sure you get me a red dress, a dozen flowers everyday. I'll have you wrapped around my little finger. Also it's required that we make love on the stair steps.

Oh and my mom has breast cancer, but don't worry about it, they're curing people everyday.
 

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