As christmas is fast approaching

Favorite Jesus

  • Newborn sweet baby Jesus

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • Angsty teenage grunge Jesus

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • Turning water into wine hip party Jesus

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • Dead Jesus (shame on you!)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Tasty snack bread and wine Jesus (contemporary)

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • DinohScene

    Votes: 3 30.0%
  • Total voters
    10
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As christmas is fast approaching we need to settle something once and for all

which Jesus is your favorite Jesus?

Do you like angsty teenage rebel Jesus turning his enemies into tree logs, or are you the sweet little baby 9lbs10ounces baby Jesus fan? Some like dead Jesus best - absolute weirdos if you ask me. Of course an all time favorite is wine and bread Jesus.

So let me know in the comments below
 
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JuanBaNaNa said:
Why the fuck would Romans kill the motherfucker that can turn water into wine?

No, srsly.
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He was threatening their monopoly. Can you imagine what would happen with wine prices when people discover some guy was just giving it out for free?
Not to mention all the other industries he was killing with his "miracles". Dude was worse than millennials!
 
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Also, OP left out the most popular choices:

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Veho said:
He was threatening their monopoly. Can you imagine what would happen with wine prices when people discover some guy was just giving it out for free?
Not to mention all the other industries he was killing with his "miracles". Dude was worse than millennials!
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What's with the egg and toast?
That looks like my breakfast, sometimes...
🥺 am I a Millennial!? :ohnoes: :cry:
 
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