Corrupt a wish! Part 2

[WARlord1903]

Granted but its fall

I wish I could own the world

Granted, but the world is destroyed by martians tomorrow.

I wish could design my dream girlfriend.

 

[drenal]

Granted, but the world is destroyed by martians tomorrow.

I wish could design my dream girlfriend.

Granted but it won't become reality

I wish I had telekinesis

 

[Stephano]

Granted but it won't become reality

I wish I had telekinesis

Granted but you can only move objects that start with the letter 'D'

I wish I could finish this semester of college with all A's

 

[Megakuma]

Granted but you can only move objects that start with the letter 'D'

I wish I could finish this semester of college with all A's

granted, but for every A you get you have to read out the bee movie script

I wish I could stop getting weird ads every time I´m on here

 

[Chary]

granted, but for every A you get you have to read out the bee movie script

I wish I could stop getting weird ads every time I´m on here

Granted, but now you get weird ads on every other site on the internet no matter what

Edit: I wish for 100 potatoes

 

[Noctosphere]

Granted, but now you get weird ads on every other site on the internet no matter what

Edit: I wish for 100 potatoes

Granted, they all rotted

I wish my kitty would be bigger

 

[Chary]

Granted, they all rotted

I wish my kitty would be bigger

Granted, now your cat is the size of Godzilla.

I wish we'd get a new good pokemon mystery dungeon game

 

[Noctosphere]

Granted, now your cat is the size of Godzilla.

I wish we'd get a new good pokemon mystery dungeon game

granted, but its soo good that its a bad game

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Oh yea, my wish
I wish i could unsee that luigi dab at the top of the page

 

[Megakuma]

granted, but its soo good that its a bad game

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Oh yea, my wish
I wish i could unsee that luigi dab at the top of the page

granted, but it's waluigi dabbing instead

I wish I could speak french

 

[Shaffy]

i got ninja'd

granted but you can say just bite cul con connard vagin


i wish 100000 of console to play

 

[Stephano]

i got ninja'd

granted but you can say just bite cul con connard vagin


i wish 100000 of console to play

Granted, but they are all CDIs

I wish that if myself or a loved one is diagnosed with Mesothelioma, We will be entitled to financial compensation

 

[keven3477]

Granted, but they are all CDIs

I wish that if myself or a loved one is diagnosed with Mesothelioma, We will be entitled to financial compensation

Granted, you get compensated with 1 dollar.

I wish I was not slow on all the work I do, but am not to fast when necessary.

 

[SG854]

Granted, you get compensated with 1 dollar.

I wish I was not slow on all the work I do, but am not to fast when necessary.

Granted, but now you overproduce. Supply went up but demand went down. And you make less money and lost your job.

I wish Billy Mays was alive and gave me a thumbs up.

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

Granted, but now you overproduce. Supply went up but demand went down. And you make less money and lost your job.

I wish Billy Mays was alive and gave me a thumbs up.

Granted but when you close your eyes you see a nude Billy shaking like a wet dog

I wish someone would talk to me

 

[SG854]

Granted but when you close your eyes you see a nude Billy shaking like a wet dog

I wish someone would talk to me

Granted, but now the person is your obsessive stalker and will kill you if you talked to anyone else besides them.

I wish I can travel in time to see the dinosaurs.

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

Granted, but now the person is your obsessive stalker and will kill you if you talked to anyone else besides them.

I wish I can travel in time to see the dinosaurs.

Granted but its a meteor shower!

I wish I was The Flash

 

[keven3477]

Granted, but now the person is your obsessive stalker and will kill you if you talked to anyone else besides them.

I wish I can travel in time to see the dinosaurs.

Granted, but once you travel back you leave access for dinosaurs to enter our time.

I wish I wasnt ninja'd.

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

Granted, but once you travel back you leave access for dinosaurs to enter our time.

I wish I wasnt ninja'd.

Granted but real ninjas come after you

I wish I could bring back all banned members

(pokeacer)

 

[Noctosphere]

Granted but real ninjas come after you

I wish I could bring back all banned members

(pokeacer)

granted, but you get banned instead

I wish my kitty was more kitty because shes so kitty that her kittyness kitties her kittyness because shes too kitty

 

[Megakuma]

granted, but you get banned instead

I wish my kitty was more kitty because shes so kitty that her kittyness kitties her kittyness because shes too kitty

granted, but now shes a dog

i wish we had a better president