me: I guess girls don't have to worry about that.
lucky
Lauren: yes
they do.
me: ??
please elaborate.
Lauren: um
really?
me: clitoris
?
Lauren: yes
6:06 PM me: wtf
Lauren: D:
me: can't you just masturbate by
Lauren: what.
me: shoving stuff up there?
Lauren: I don't
me: as in, "schlick, schlick, schlick"?
Lauren: I don't want to...
lose my virginity, so to speak.
me: why the fuck not?
Lauren: BECAUSE
me: it won't really make a difference
will it?
6:07 PM Lauren: If I get checkups at the doctor they're totally judge me and my parents could find out.
me: omg...
Lauren: plus
me: that's lame.
Lauren: the first time's gonna hurt.
me: well you should be ready then.
Lauren: not nowww
me: if you do it yourself it won't hurt
Lauren: yeah
it
will
me: just do like a little more every time
no
Lauren: yeah
6:08 PM it will.
me: have you tried?
Lauren: yes
me: besides, it's not like anything actually breaks.
Lauren: yes
me: it just gets wider.
Lauren: stupid
girls have a hymen
look it up
and it breaks
me: I knoowwww
Lauren: and it hurts
me: but it actually just gets wider
and if you have sex fast then it bleeds
Lauren: no it usually rips
me: a little
yeah I know
6:09 PM but if you just do something yourself slowly
it won't so much rip
as get a little wider.
Lauren: WHAT would I do it with, Jack.
me: anything.
your finger, to start.
hence the phrase, "fingering"
6:10 PM then move to bigger objects.
be creative.
try to get a dildo.
I don't know how you'll manage that, though...
6:11 PM Lauren: How
the
hellll
would I get a dildo.
Anna's lucky
her mom has them.
me: holy fuck
Lauren: I have to use the tiiiny tampons.
me: well I guess she doesn't care about "losing her virginity".
Lauren: anna's parents are sooooo cool
6:12 PM me: hmmm I guess I could see if my parents would get a dildo
Lauren: her mom told her that if Anna has a boy over and she wants to have sex
her mom would get everyone out of the house.
me: I could say my friend's birthday is coming up.
Lauren: AND THEY'D GET A DILDO???
me: probably.
they'd talk to eachother first
Lauren: would they ask who your friend is?
me: but eventually get it.
probably
it's not like you can meet them
Lauren: what would you say
me: you're grounded.
6:13 PM Lauren: Dude... I don't know
I don't know if I could hide it
me: I'd tell them who you are.
I don't thnk I have the balls to do that anyway.
Lauren: yeah.
don't.
It's freeeaky
me: my dad has already caught me masturbating
it was... yeah.
Lauren: AH.
I think my dad and sisters suspect that I do it.
6:14 PM me: oh.
well suspecting isn't that bad.
Lauren: But I've never been caught.
me: my dad has playboys just lying around the house.
Lauren: get me one
I want to see one
I have never
me: I looked in my parensts room for condoms
Lauren: can you believe that?
me: but they didn't have any
Lauren: That's how you came along
6:15 PM me: well I can get you opne easily
Lauren: ook.
Bring me one to school.
or like
as many as you can.
make sure they're clean.
seriously.
me: is there anyone you want in it?
oh don't worry.
Lauren: uhh
not in particular
I don't care
me: there's nothing in it that's enough to cum by.
it's just tasteful nudity
it's not like it's
porn
Lauren: really?
me: yes.
that
6:16 PM and half of it is articles
Lauren: ok
me: and there are a bunch of comics
the comics are fucking hilarious
Lauren: okk
me: sometimes I read it just for those
Lauren: does your dad know you read them?
me: he told me I could a while ago, but I never told him I would.
6:17 PM I'll lend you one, and if you bring it back in good condition I'll keep lending you one at a time.
don't tell anyone.
and least, no one who knows me.
well no one outside of the forum.
Lauren: haha
ok
6:18 PM me: do some research
find somebody you want in it
I have like 40
Lauren: I don't caaare
me: from about '03 to '07
no...
'6
'06
Lauren: I really
don't care
just
give me any one.
6:19 PM me: fine I'll pick one with a good comic in it.
but when the FUCK would I give it to you?!
brb/mom
6:21 PM Lauren: uhhhh
at school
me: WHEN
gym
tanaka
pounder
lunch
before school
ooh
I know
before school
outside
Lauren: where outside?
me: behind the esl room
6:22 PM near the buses
I have to eat now.
be back in about 10 mins
Lauren: when do you get to school usually?
what time
I get there at almost exactly 7:30
FINE HO
ok
I showering,
be back on soon
seeya