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Hey fellow pilots, (or people who actually care about that dying series),

I am in a writing class in HS (secondary school for brits/ or basically anywhere else), One of the assignments was to build a character to use in the stories for the class. Being a weirdo-F-Zero fan, I chose to create the fictional son of Baba (or "Баба" as I write in the stories), Ганоущ (Ganoushch). The stories are very quirky and over the top ridiculous, especially Trouble in store.

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Trouble in store : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HL9uVRwugmQEM7uD2_jOFxpUTts_2aqpF8Kcn2qrKrc/edit?usp=sharing
The Talk : https://docs.google.com/document/d/12AHANuDRE5IQ_ZH6XQgMTmfun7PmcvWpDpsYF6z_afs/edit?usp=sharing
The "Accident"
: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x6T9zogaiJhXFFpzlVt1KhjLAe_rEc87iNEr7VDmLZI/edit?usp=sharing

Enjoy these amalgamations of nonsense, otherwise known as a satire
 

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