Favorite quotes

[Spring_Spring]

"Happiness is like a cat, if you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap."

mew mew :3c

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

"We're all trapped in a maze of relationships,
Life goes on with or without you"

 

[ThatGamingAirman]

“Obama is the Illuminati’s president” Jonathan Davis

 

[Chains]

Careful when you follow masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent.

 

[Spring_Spring]

"It is impossible to live a pleasant life without living wisely and well and justly, and it is impossible to live wisely and well and justly without living a pleasant life."

 

[Stealphie]

Spoilers for Ace Attorney Justice for All Case 4

Spoiler

"And just like that the case came to an end. I ran away from the courtroom... and wandered the streets alone. I never saw Maya again. De Killer is a man of his word, so i'm sure he released her as promised. I heard the verdict of Ms. Andrews trial a few days later. She was found guilty of course. The 'miracle' never happened. Maybe it was never meant to. Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist."
"Matt Engarde. Even though I am a lawyer, I cannot make your crime disappear. I think a guilty verdict is appropriate here."

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

“White boy dance like a clown”- Bart baker

 

[ThatGamingAirman]

That’s the problem with being flavor of the month you’ll never know when you’re going to melt - Rembrandt Brown (Sliders)

 

[Lostbhoy]

Times a great healer.
Unless it's a rash. Then your better off with ointment.

Holly, Red Dwarf.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

“I think paper Mario is my sonic, I keep sticking my dick in the beehive cause of the one time I didn’t get stung”- Ben “Yahtzee” croshaw

 

[Deleted User]

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

"Your life has forever been altered, it's part of growing up. You'll never see home the same way again, which is for the best. you grew up for a reason, after all."

"Grass will cover the battlefield and all the work politics did will mean nothing"

"A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know they shall never sit."

"You've succeeded at life if you do what makes you happy regardless of cultural expectations."

I don't know where most of these are from, but they are probably my favorite. I have 2 text files with tons of quotes that I've found just on the internet and such. It was hard picking favorites

 

[Deleted User]

"There is a slight issue with how they chose their bootloader decryption keys, and to be clear this key protects every other key in the system. Now, after we dumped the bootrom, naturally the next thing we did was find this key and... it is a single byte repeating. ... For legal reasons, we won't share it with you, but let's just show you an unrelated picture I found on Amazon." *image depicts a package of 16 double-A batteries* -- Viva la Vita Vida at 35c3, 45 minutes in.

 

[Coolsonickirby]

“Every world has its end. I know that’s kinda sad, but that’s why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have. At least, that’s what I figure.” - Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic and the Black Knight)

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Now if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'mma feel like an asshole- Kanye

 

[Lostbhoy]

Stephen Hawking..... "There he is, get him!"

Fry....... "Who said that?"

Futurama.

 

[The Catboy]

“I’m gonna be able to see the color 3!” -my friend who's actual name is Patrick

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

“I’m gonna be able to see the color 3!” -my friend who's actual name is Patrick

Does he live under a rock under the sea?

 

[The Catboy]

Does he live under a rock under the sea?

Unfortunately he do not

 

[Ricken]

"Alright, now today is gonna totally kick ass! ... Or... is it? Oh no... I can feel my inner-emo stirring... Must... fight... emo... urges... I know! I just need to think about the light of my life--my beacon of hope... My purpose!" ~Neku Sakuraba, The World Ends With You

 

[ThatGamingAirman]

“If a life skills coach can't select a complimenting wardrobe, they lack life skills.”
— Dr. Shaun Murphy (The Good Doctor)