Got caught on porn

[User200]

My friend told me that once he cut class early to take a nap. He went back to his room to find his roommate quickly throwing stuff into a drawer and pulling up his pants while porn was playing on the computer screen.Â

Now my friend attends class everyday.

Thats freaking hysterical

 

[Mangofett]

How can you all get caught? Whatever happened to something called a "lock"?

 

[Sinkhead]

I don't have a lock on my door... But my Dad and brothers always knock before coming in. My Mum tends to knock as she's coming in...

- Sam

 

[science]

Just keep it to nighttime, when no one is awake. You won't get caught.

 

[Vater Unser]

I've never been caught either...I always have my door locked, and even if it's not locked, my parents and brother knock anyway, because they assume the door is locked...

But this thread reminds me of someone who accidentally visited a gay porn site and got caught by his mother...he typed in hotmale.com in the address bar instead of hotmail.com, that's why he landed on that gay porn site

 

[Salamantis]

Loll, wtf.

Here's a trick my friend Mewgia told me:

Get Image Viewer for the DS, and transfer it onto your DS.
Convert teh pics into .IPK, and transfer them onto your DS (for added security, use a complex folder structure)
Get DSOrganize, and if you haven't done so already, and transfer it onto your DS.
Since Image Viewer automatically scans your Flash Card for .IPK files, boot DSOrganize and rename all the pics to [name].notipk.
When you want to view them, just rename to [name].ipk and launch Image Viewer.

 

[Ace Gunman]

At least you only caught caught on porn, I was caught in it! :'( I was having a difficult time in my life, and I needed the extra cash to pay my aunt's medical bills. So I... did the unthinkable. I got payed to... to... to swim in a pool filled with porno DVDs! Just then my sick aunt walked in and found me, I was so ashamed! So very ashamed!

 

[leetdude_007]

it's a relief for some parents when they catch them. (catch 'em all!)

 

[Westside]

I've never expected so many replies, but yeah

, I do want to get rid of this habit of mine, since my grades are going down with it.

 

[Sc4rFac3d]

So what was you watching when they caught you?

 

[Westside]

I was watching 2 things at the same time.
1. Some brazilian chick getting DP.
2. A famous pornstar doing her job.
-P.S. Mods, can you tag this topic as NSFW? I know it takes a moron to clicking a topic that includes porn in the title at work, but still...

 

[Hiratai]

I think I've been caught but my mom doesn't ant to say anything. Cuz now and again I see her poke her head in before she comes into the living room.

 

[amptor]

I was watching 2 things at the same time.
1. Some brazilian chick getting DP.
2. A famous pornstar doing her job.
-P.S. Mods, can you tag this topic as NSFW? I know it takes a moron to clicking a topic that includes porn in the title at work, but still...

Why would your grades suffer? Do your homework at school then come home, and just do the easy stuff (short essays and such) at home if you didn't feel like doing it at school or need to type it.

Also you guys with your acronyms for this stuff... knowing all those is a bit over the top for me..

 

[ackers]

here is what you need to make your next porn watching experience better

1. a lock for your door
2. headphones
3 a empty pringles can filled with vasoline


and your pretty much set

4. some toilet roll

 

[Hiratai]

I was watching 2 things at the same time.
1. Some brazilian chick getting DP.
2. A famous pornstar doing her job.
-P.S. Mods, can you tag this topic as NSFW? I know it takes a moron to clicking a topic that includes porn in the title at work, but still...

Why would your grades suffer? Do your homework at school then come home, and just do the easy stuff (short essays and such) at home if you didn't feel like doing it at school or need to type it.

Also you guys with your acronyms for this stuff... knowing all those is a bit over the top for me..

NSFW = Not safe for work.

 

[Westside]

I was watching 2 things at the same time.
1. Some brazilian chick getting DP.
2. A famous pornstar doing her job.
-P.S. Mods, can you tag this topic as NSFW?  I know it takes a moron to clicking a topic that includes porn in the title at work, but still...

Why would your grades suffer? Do your homework at school then come home, and just do the easy stuff (short essays and such) at home if you didn't feel like doing it at school or need to type it.

Also you guys with your acronyms for this stuff... knowing all those is a bit over the top for me..

NSFW = Not safe for work.

DP= Double penetration

My grades suffer because I only study 1 hour a day (I watch porn and surf GBAtemp for the rest), which is below normal for engineering.

 

[m3rox]

I was on porn yesterday, and my mother (who is a strict muslim) caught me... Imagine an adult getting caught by his religious parents on porn. For the first time in four years I was treated like a child again. Anyone else had moments like this?

Your life must suck pretty bad if you have to watch porn instead of getting the real thing.

 

[James B.]

I was on porn yesterday, and my mother (who is a strict muslim) caught me... Imagine an adult getting caught by his religious parents on porn. For the first time in four years I was treated like a child again. Anyone else had moments like this?


Your life must suck pretty bad if you have to watch porn instead of getting the real thing.

Wow I actually thought this post wouldn't happen.

At least it took a while...

 

[cubin']

DP= Double penetration

My grades suffer because I only study 1 hour a day (I watch porn and surf GBAtemp for the rest), which is below normal for engineering.

Yeah I guess it's just the difference between addiction and in moderation. Even porn can fuck things up if you watch too much...in the same way that chocolate cake can fuck you up if you spend most your time eating it. I don't think there's anything wrong with porn but it's important to have everything in moderation

and no...I've never been caught thank god.


lol double penetration

that would have sucked so bad being caught with that on

 

[cubin']

Your life must suck pretty bad if you have to watch porn instead of getting the real thing.

sigh...even people that 'get the real thing' watch porn believe it or not