Guild's Flamebait News That Isn't Posted Thread

[Guild McCommunist]

www.computerandvideogames.com/395765/vita-tops-japan-hardware-sales/

Reason: Sales news and GBAtemp will collectively lose its shit.

However it was worth making an "EOF news" post.

 

[Sterling]

I suppose, but I value comfort greatly so they'd have to make the shape "just right" rather than a standard a'la tablet with controls on the sides. I like me some long sittings with me PSVita, uh-huh.

Wouldn't mind an HDMI-Out either - the devkit has it, so why the heck not? That or Remote Play that works both ways.

http://www.gamestop.com/ps-vita/accessories/power-grip-for-ps-vita/102036

Works like a charm.

 

[Gahars]

http://www.gamesradar.com/gamestop-seeing-strong-demand-ps4/

Watch out, Nintendrones, you've been PS-forewarned.

 

[Deleted_171835]

http://www.gamesradar.com/gamestop-seeing-strong-demand-ps4/

Watch out, Nintendrones, you've been PS-forewarned.

http://www.polygon.com/2012/11/15/3649734/gamestop-reports-high-demand-for-wii-u-consoles-games

 

[Veho]

"Guild's Flamebait News That Isn't Posted Only It's Posted Actually But It's The EOF So It's Okay."

 

[Gahars]

Can we throw in "Potential Flamebait News That Is Posted Anyway?"

http://gbatemp.net/threads/rumor-final-fantasy-versus-xiii-now-ff-xv-and-a-ps4-exclusive.344866/

Or as I'm calling the thread from now on, PSX Gon' Give It To Ya.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Can we throw in "Potential Flamebait News That Is Posted Anyway?"

http://gbatemp.net/threads/rumor-final-fantasy-versus-xiii-now-ff-xv-and-a-ps4-exclusive.344866/

Or as I'm calling the thread from now on, PSX Gon' Give It To Ya.

What, Sony getting Final Fantasy main series as an exclusive? THIS IS UNHEARD OF.

They really are worse than the mafia.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2013/03/19/ea-up-for-worst-company-award-again.aspx

Reason: More EA crying/boohoo'ing, jalaneme will probably say another stupid statement, DSGamer64 will jump on board as well. Everyone will say "THEY DESERVE IT!" when they don't over companies like fucking Walmart. But since people on this site are self-centered bitches whose shallow lives only revolve around video games, they'll only think of EA and not of companies that truly do terrible things.

 

[Black-Ice]

Can we throw in "Potential Flamebait News That Is Posted Anyway?"

http://gbatemp.net/threads/rumor-final-fantasy-versus-xiii-now-ff-xv-and-a-ps4-exclusive.344866/

Or as I'm calling the thread from now on, PSX Gon' Give It To Ya.

If true.
Must buy ps4

 

[Janthran]

Sorry, the chart I saw combined 3DS LL and 3DS sales. I mean they're the same thing anyway, one just compensates for the small penis size of Japan.

Now if only we had a Vita LL. With a 10 in screen. I'd buy it.

You want a massive touchscreen device with no gaemz? I think the Wii U can do that

 

[chavosaur]

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/188567/Wii_U_still_struggles_in_February_sales_charts.php
Nintendo are doomed~

 

[Foxi4]

Watch the whole thing to find the solution to WiiU's current problems.

 

[Gahars]

;o;

 

[Foxi4]

Let's add this to Gahar's lovely comparison:

Nintendo 3DS:

• Released February 26th 2011
• Price dropped after 5 months (July 28th 2011) aprox. 42% (from $249 to $169)
• Revision released after a year (July 28th 2011)

Sony PSVita:

• Released December 11th 2011
• Price dropped after 14 months (February 28th 2013) by aprox. 20% and only in Japan (from ¥24,980 to ¥19,980)
• No revision in sight despite various rumours

...are you taking notes, kids?

 

[Veho]

...are you taking notes, kids?

Well, let's see...

• Nintendo dropped the price and launched a revision, and the 3DS is selling like hotcakes
• Sony kept the high price and there's no revision in sight, and the Vita is selling like cow pies

Duly noted.

 

[Foxi4]

Well, let's see...

• Nintendo dropped the price and launched a revision, and the 3DS is selling like hotcakes
• Sony kept the high price and there's no revision in sight, and the Vita is selling like cow pies

Duly noted.

I'm sure all the early adopters think along your lines and were in no way upset that the handheld they've just bought has been reduced by $80, not to mention that a bigger, better version of the same console with longer battery life and a higher-quality screen (bigger pixels lead to a more effective 3D effect) was released mere months after the original was.

 

[Veho]

I'm sure all the early adopters think along your lines and were in no way upset that the handheld they've just bought has been reduced by $80, not to mention that a bigger, better version of the same console with longer battery life and a higher-quality screen (bigger pixels lead to a more effective 3D effect) was released mere months after the original was.

And what does that tell us, kids? Loyalty to the early adopters is detrimental to business success

Like the ancient Vulcan proverb says, "the sales to the many outweigh the sales to the few". Or was it Ferengi?

 

[Foxi4]

And what does that tell us, kids? Loyalty to the early adopters is detrimental to business success

Like the ancient Vulcan proverb says, "the sales to the many outweigh the sales to the few". Or was it Ferengi?

No early adopters --> No sales --> No incentive for developers to develop games --> No sales redux
Early adopters --> Incentive to create revisions that make you feel buying the console was a bad idea

Damn, Economy! You scary!

 

[Rydian]

bigger pixels

But Foxi! Bigger pixels are BAD(!) because that means lower-quality graphics!

How will consumers handle such bullshit that Nintendo DARES(!) to push while FORCING(!) them to play the 3DS?

 

[Foxi4]

But Foxi! Bigger pixels are BAD(!) because that means lower-quality graphics!

How will consumers handle such bullshit that Nintendo DARES(!) to push while FORCING(!) them to play the 3DS?

Be gone, you and your logical thinking! This is the EoF, don't mess with my trollbait!