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Once again I come with my tail between my legs and on my knees begging you to share your knowledge and experience with this poor soul.

I've been single for some years now, and everytime I meet a girl they ghosts me as soon as I tell them that I believe that 5G towers created Covid.
I'm desperately trying to find people with my same level of intellect, and I'm recurring to you in order to find intelligent women.

Is there a group for true 5G towers believers?
I'm desperately horny 😩🥺
 

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Once again I come with my tail between my legs and on my knees begging you to share your knowledge and experience with this poor soul.

I've been single for some years now, and everytime I meet a girl they ghosts me as soon as I tell them that I believe that 5G towers created Covid.
I'm desperately trying to find people with my same level of intellect, and I'm recurring to you in order to find intelligent women.

Is there a group for true 5G towers believers?
I'm desperately horny 😩🥺

Hey,Banana Joe !
Get some more Bananas and have Phun with them.:P
 

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I have some cum protein filled milkshake for you if you want.. :D🍼

I made you special cookies with homemade frosting.

Take one!

The secret ingredient is love (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
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