Happy approximately-9-months-after-your-parents-had-rough-wild-and-crazy-awesome-sex-to-make-you day!
Eh...not much else to do...I'm making myself a cake in a little bit, it will be 3 layers! So I will have cake for the next week and a half! It will be topped with fruit too! A cherry on top, Lychee under, and then Strawberries underneath.Happy b-day, don't waste your time here, go have some fun!
Happy vagina evacuation day!
So what everyone dieshappy birthday (you are now one year closer to dying)