...from @JuanBaNaNa ... one day, he needed a plumber, so I was summoned to his house. his pipes were clogged from various objects he could stick up his ass. a cucumber, a butt plug, a bobble head doll. anyway, I fixed them, but he couldn't pay me, so he offered to fix my pipes too, and they had been clogged for several months due to a breakup. from that day forward, he started calling me "the candy man," because everything I give him melted in his mouth and could make a sticky mess. 
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