How Long is your Dick!

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Dude I guess this is the maddest thread that I have ever seen :D. To be honest, my dick is not that big actually, I would even say that it is midsized. I have never measured it, however I guess it is something like 6 inches or something like that. Well, at least my girlfriend is pleased with it and she does not need more, as I was actually thinking about getting a penis enlragement surgery, and she was totally against it. We are actually both pretty crazy about our sex life, as we always like to try something new. I am looking to buy her this vibrator https://lovermart.com/product-category/vibrators/pocket-rockets/ and see how we can use it in bed.
 
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My dick is so long, they call me


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Fun fact.
Turns out I've been measuring my penis wrong all this time always doing a Ruler on my Pubis to the Tip
When it's supposed to be measured from the part where the scrotum and balls meet to the tip.

Add 1 inch to my previous statements, so 7" it is (⌐■-■)
 
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Fun fact.
Turns out I've been measuring my penis wrong all this time always doing a Ruler on my Pubis to the Tip
When it's supposed to be measured from the part where the scrotum and balls meet to the tip.

Add 1 inch to my previous statements, so 7" it is (⌐■-■)

I know. I measured it for you. ;)
 

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