In today's society, the common theme is fast, fast, fast. Often, people forget about the simple pleasures in life, such as eating a banana. I have created this guide for all the idiots out there that don't remember how( or in @Noctosphere's case, you get what you can get).
1. First, you'll need a banana. I get mine at Safeway, but most local supermarkets carry them. You'll want one that has a gentle yellow hue, as well as an occasional brown spot. If it has large brown patches, it may have gone bad, but generally, brown spots do no harm. They add sweetness and flavor without reducing the quality of the banana itself. Get a bunch, because it's always helpful to have more than one.
2. Locate the stem of the banana. This is the end where the banana was connected to the bunch. If you're a monkey, disregard this and locate the other end instead. Follow the following with your end.
3. Using your nail, scrape at the corresponding and of the banana until a tear appears. Open this tear to expose the fruit. Pull the peel down so the entire top is clearly visible.
4. Now, using the mouth, consume the top of the banana and work your way down. Be sure to peel the peel down as you go. You probably will not want the very bottom with the brownish lump, as it is not very pleasant to taste.
5. Carefully and safely dispose of the peel. Congratulations. You have now consumed a banana.
1. First, you'll need a banana. I get mine at Safeway, but most local supermarkets carry them. You'll want one that has a gentle yellow hue, as well as an occasional brown spot. If it has large brown patches, it may have gone bad, but generally, brown spots do no harm. They add sweetness and flavor without reducing the quality of the banana itself. Get a bunch, because it's always helpful to have more than one.
2. Locate the stem of the banana. This is the end where the banana was connected to the bunch. If you're a monkey, disregard this and locate the other end instead. Follow the following with your end.
3. Using your nail, scrape at the corresponding and of the banana until a tear appears. Open this tear to expose the fruit. Pull the peel down so the entire top is clearly visible.
4. Now, using the mouth, consume the top of the banana and work your way down. Be sure to peel the peel down as you go. You probably will not want the very bottom with the brownish lump, as it is not very pleasant to taste.
5. Carefully and safely dispose of the peel. Congratulations. You have now consumed a banana.
