How to Improve the quality of the Edge of Forum

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So you've been looking at the "maymays" your great great grandmother sent you and have decided to look on the Edge of Forum for proper meme. However, all you see is the grotesque sight of shitposts. How would I describe shitposts in therms of visuals? Well...
Multiply cancer by pi to the power of X. Take that and square it. Then add a ban to that.
In general, it's pretty bad. I will show you 4 methods of closing the gates of hell and restore peace to the EoF.
Go to 3DSperm and shitpost (in the Shitposting Paradise)
Go outside.
Some edgy teen looking for their hentai will find your "gem" and might enjoy your cancerous content.
WARNING: PERFORM THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK! I AM NOT LIABLE FOR WARNINGS, SUSPENSIONS, OR BANS CAUSED BY THIS.
Simply respond (only once in your lifetime) with this:
"Fuck you PewDiePie. I FUCKING HATE PewDiePie. PewDiePie is worthles bitch and I hate PewDiePie, because PewDiePie and his and sucks. Fanboys sucks. PewDiePie sucks. I hate fucking PewDiePie. Don't call me fat, cause you fat too. Bitch."
Now... I know what your thinking... 'How the fuck is that going to slay the garbage on the EoF?' Well son... I lied. The real way is...
Ignore it. If the content is offensive or is flamebait, report it.

Hope this helped you improve the quality of the EoF!*
This is 100% a joke. Don't take it seriously.
 
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Fuck you PewDiePie. I FUCKING HATE PewDiePie. PewDiePie is worthles bitch and I hate PewDiePie, because PewDiePie and his and sucks. Fanboys sucks. PewDiePie sucks. I hate fucking PewDiePie. Don't call me fat, cause you fat too. Bitch
You win.

Edited description of shitpost. It's worse now.
 
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