How to Prepare your Creamu

[SG854]

1) Catch a Creamu
* Creamu's are very easy to find. They look like house cats. Normally a Creamu resides in areas with low EMF.

2) Baste your Creamu

3) Saute your Creamu

4) Add Crémeux to Creamu

5) Add the Special Spices from the Creamu Packet

5) Eat you Creamu
*after you have prepared your creamu it's time to dig in.

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Eating Creamu has been a rare delicacy enjoyed by my family for generations. My great grandfather George W. Boosh is know for having the best creamu recipes in the world.

And this was not by accident

After struggling an uphill battle becoming a political man, George W. Boosh retired and then un-retired & decided to open up his dream restaurant. He was hard at work mastering his creamu recipes using special herbs and spices from a rare extinct plant that he was able to preserve for future generations to enjoy. There is only one known in existence and it's located in his shop ready to reproduce for his creamu recipes.

Boosh also travels to dangerous locations and wrestles Bears with his bare hands to get the secret ingredient needed for that Creamu kick.

This recipe has been a family tradition for generations and we are happy to share it with you and the world in our Creamu Helper 25 min instant meal kit. Enjoy.

 

[Noctosphere]

1) Catch a Creamu
* Creamu's are very easy to find. They look like house cats. Normally a Creamu resides in areas with low EMF.

2) Baste your Creamu

3) Saute your Creamu

4) Add Crémeux to Creamu

5) Add the Special Spices from the Creamu Packet

5) Eat you Creamu
*after you have prepared your creamu it's time to dig in.

**************************************************

Eating Creamu has been a rare delicacy enjoyed by my family for generations. My great grandfather George W. Boosh is know for having the best creamu recipes in the world.

And this was not by accident

After struggling an uphill battle becoming a political man, George W. Boosh retired and then un-retired & decided to open up his dream restaurant. He was hard at work mastering his creamu recipes using special herbs and spices from an rare extinct plant that he was able to preserve for future generations to enjoy. There is only one known in existence and it's located in his shop ready to reproduce for his creamu recipes.

Boosh also travels to dangerous locations and wrestles Bears with his bare hands to get the secret ingredient needed for that Creamu kick.

This recipe has been a family tradition for generations and we are happy to share it with you and the world in our Creamu Helper 25 min instant meal kit. Enjoy.

A place with low EMF and high EOF right?

 

[hippy dave]

I found a creamu, near here actually, but I did the sniff test and it's definitely spoiled. Must be disposed of safely, preferably in an incinerator.

 

[Creamu]

This is the most original creamu threas yet. I might read it later in full.

 

[CoolMe]

Already Creamu'd to the max.. No, thanks!

This is the most original creamu threas yet. I might read it later in full.

How dare you.. Read it now!

 

[Creamu]

Already Creamu'd to the max.. No, thanks!
How dare you.. Read it now!

Okay I will 'read it now' at a later point in time.

 

[Creamu]

How dare you.. Read it now!

Okay okay Im doing it now... Jupiter...

1) Catch a Creamu
* Creamu's are very easy to find. They look like house cats. Normally a Creamu resides in areas with low EMF.

So there are more of my kind ans they look like cats.

Eating Creamu has been a rare delicacy enjoyed by my family for generations. My great grandfather George W. Boosh is know for having the best creamu recipes in the world.

And this was not by accident

After struggling an uphill battle becoming a political man, George W. Boosh retired and then un-retired & decided to open up his dream restaurant. He was hard at work mastering his creamu recipes using special herbs and spices from a rare extinct plant that he was able to preserve for future generations to enjoy. There is only one known in existence and it's located in his shop ready to reproduce for his creamu recipes.

I don't know what to make of this but I appreachiate that this creamu thread had a little effort put into it.

Boosh also travels to dangerous locations and wrestles Bears with his bare hands to get the secret ingredient needed for that Creamu kick.

What is it though?

This recipe has been a family tradition for generations and we are happy to share it with you and the world in our Creamu Helper 25 min instant meal kit. Enjoy.

(Do NOT sit in front of an active microwave!)