I have a confession...

[distorted.freque]

Every time I see tinymonkeyt post...I feel like glomping her! D: I don't know why though. Any chance I can get the...weirdness out of my system?

Oh...and anyone else having this problem? Like...every time I see [insert name here], I feel like [insert action here]...









*is waiting for people to mention something along the lines of masturbation or something equally disgusting...* XD

 

[Westside]

Everytime I think about my 28 year old cousin, I get a boner. I have vivid memories of groping her as a child. She is too hot to be true IMHO.

 

[CockroachMan]

OMG WHAT THE.. oh wait..

*searches glomping at google*

Oh yeah.. I agree.. some of her posts are cute

 

[ScuberSteve]

Everytime I see my friend Ashley, I feel like groping her.
But that would make her sad so I don't

 

[gizmo_gal]

I get that impulse sometimes too for a lot of things. =D. I'm probably one of the few people who saw this post and knew immediately what you are talking about, without anything sexual even crossing my mind prior to reading that very last line.

 

[distorted.freque]

I get that impulse sometimes too for a lot of things. =D. I'm probably one of the few people who saw this post and knew immediately what you are talking about, without anything sexual even crossing my mind prior to reading that very last line.

>_> I'm waaaaay too young to...I mean...D: I was just imagining what some of the posts would be.

 

[Rehehelly]

Well.. my suggestion was screwed over by the last line.

 

[Osaka]

seems like you already know what to do? I duno? xD

 

[BoneMonkey]

how old are these girls arent they like 15 ?

 

[distorted.freque]

You guys are not making sense anymore.

...And yeah...I'm fifteen.

*gasps* Who that?!

 

[tinymonkeyt]

Everytime I see my friend Ashley, I feel like groping her.
But that would make her sad so I don't

i ROFLED(haha. i know you hate that word). but i did.
youre so naughty XD

 

[Rehehelly]

how old are these girls arent they like 15 ?

Apparently so.

*insert image of pedobear*

OH SNAP ITS NOT /b/ SO I CAN'T DO THAT

 

[distorted.freque]

Everytime I see my friend Ashley, I feel like groping her.
But that would make her sad so I don't

i ROFLED(haha. i know you hate that word). but i did.
youre so naughty XD

Tinymonkeyt! *glomps*

 

[ScuberSteve]

Everytime I see my friend Ashley, I feel like groping her.
But that would make her sad so I don't

i ROFLED(haha. i know you hate that word). but i did.
youre so naughty XD

And then mthrnite appears and ruins this shit with inscrutable asian keyboard.

 

[Eternal Myst]

Evertime I see a hot japanese chick.I get a boner,and have the urge to eat donuts.

 

[Mangofett]

Evertime I see a hot japanese chick.I get a boner,and have the urge to eat donuts.

Everytime I see a boner, I get a donut and have the urge to eat a hot Japanese chick.

 

[Mewgia]

Evertime I see a hot japanese chick.I get a boner,and have the urge to eat donuts.

Everytime I see a boner, I get a donut and have the urge to eat a hot Japanese chick.

everytime I see a donut, I get a hot japanese chick and have the urge to eat a boner.

 

[DeMoN]

how old are these girls arent they like 15 ?

BoneMonkey has officially won this topic.

 

[papyrus]

sURE he was.

 

[PBC]

I haven't been glomped in awhile. My ex used to do the best glomp like a kitty.
It was an actual pounce, from the arched coiled back... complete with a tail wag right before the strike...and the claws come out midair...oh lordy. Yeah..I needs me a new mate of state.