I need to make a one-hit wonder!

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I want to make one game that will sell trillions so I can live in a huge mansion and play Pokemon in my boxers all day long. I want ALL of the glory but I want someone to work for free. Make me an Angry Birds clone game or something stupid that stupid people will buy! :evil:

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Pfff, you don't need trillions for that. Just take your Pokemon games and favorite boxers and sneak into some rich guy's basement. You must be really stupid if you didn't think of this before you came up with this "one-hit wonder" idea.
 
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ßleck said:
Pfff, you don't need trillions for that. Just take your Pokemon games and favorite boxers and sneak into some rich guy's basement. You must be really stupid if you didn't think of this before you came up with this "one-hit wonder" idea.
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Oh a smartass huh? Well I know how to deal with smartasses like you! :angry:
When I get rich you will be the first to "disappear"!
 
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ßleck said:
You're pure evil. Yet so am I. What if I betray you, then get all the credit and money. I will not make you disappear, I will just freaking find you and then murder you.:rofl2:
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All of my employees are forced to live in my basement until they are done. Once the game EXPLODES, I'll probably hire a group of highly trained assassins to "take you out". Most likely Sony and Nintendo goons since I will buy them and make them my assassins.
 
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GameWinner said:
All of my employees are forced to live in my basement until they are done. Once the game EXPLODES, I'll probably hire a group of highly trained assassins to "take you out". Most likely Sony and Nintendo goons since I will buy them and make them my assassins.
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Sounds like a pretty good plan actually. But I might just hire Microsoft assassins to take everyone out. They've become really cheap since the new Xbox, I'll just spam them on you. So you're pretty much screwed now, huh?
 
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ßleck said:
You're pure evil. Yet so am I. What if I betray you, then get all the credit and money. I will not make you disappear, I will just freaking find you and then murder you.:rofl2:
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Not only that, but since you are Count Bleck, you're double the evil, than OP! :cry:
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Well, you're user name "GameWinner", may be fake, be afraid!
 
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1) Record yourself playing video games
2) Scream incoherently and yell "Rape" every chance you can
3) ???????
4) Become Youtube celebrity

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