If God is real, is he a big meanie?

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And does "false homosexual god" mean "fake and gay", or that he's just pretending to be homosexual? :unsure:
He is a homosexual, but a false one

In the same way a false prophet can exist

The false homosexual goes about teaching the youths how to be gay all wrong (like cosplaying as sylveon, being chronically online, wearing rainbow sequins) - whereas the true homosexual will bring about a new heaven and earth and season of Gilmore girls
 
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He is a homosexual, but a false one

In the same way a false prophet can exist

The false homosexual goes about teaching the youths how to be gay all wrong (like cosplaying as sylveon, being chronically online, wearing rainbow sequins) - whereas the true homosexual will being about a new heaven and earth and season of Gilmore girls
God is not homo


EDIT : And to be honnest, if God really "loves everyone equally", then he is either assexual or bissexual
 

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God is not homo


EDIT : And to be honnest, if God really "loves everyone equally", then he is either assexual or bissexual

You know you can love someone without wanting sex from them

Hopefully you know, you don't wanna bang your parents for example
 

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You know you can love someone without wanting sex from them

Hopefully you know, you don't wanna bang your parents for example
Except God is said to love EVERYBODY equals. So he either loves them all, he either likes them all, he either doesn't care about them all, or he dislikes them all.
 

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Except God is said to love EVERYBODY equals. So he either loves them all, he either likes them all, he either doesn't care about them all, or he dislikes them all.
Or he just wants to stick it to them all, regardless of the above. :mellow:
 

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He can have sex with everything and everyone at the same time?
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