But Jesus hit back with a dirty-ass bassline! A bass so dark it chased the sun from the sky and water from the shores of Galilee.
The air fell still and the ground did dry to a desert of the blackest sand.
Men fell to their knees, cowering at the might of the holy subtractor synth while women shook their booties and jiggled their titties.
Then God set his mighty 909 to rest at Jesus' side... and they did proceed to rock the kazbar!
- Amen