Is this what they call Pizza in Shanghai?

[Foxi4]

No.. just.. just no man.

I see how this is:

1. An bsolute waste of natural resources
2. A huge cholesterol bomb that might actually cause a spontaneous stroke
3. Not something the average mortal should eat

...but as a Proud Carnivore I find it appetizing and I would so have a slice of that Meatzza.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

I see how this is an:

1. Absolute waste of natural resources.
2. A huge cholesterol bomb that might actually cause a spontaneous stroke.
3. Not something the average mortal should eat.

...but as a Proud Carnivore I find it appetizing and I would so have a slice of that Meatzza.

I'm a proud carnivore too, that's why I'd rather eat a bag of dicks then touch anything EMT made.

 

[Foxi4]

I'm a proud carnivore too, that's why I'd rather eat a bag of dicks then touch anything EMT made.

C'mon, be fair - the Fast Food Sushi was amazing.

 

[astrangeone]

Yep. Every time I watch Epic Meal Time, I get queasy from the sheer amount of food they make. Also, I'm proud of them for being Canadian, but slightly...ill from thinking about the amount of food they consume.

 

[KingVamp]

That looks nothing like an Epic Meal Time pizza. THAT'S an Epic Meal Time pizza Meazza:

Just no. I rather not die.

Ok, maybe a small piece, smaller than a slice.

 

[caribou007]

You can overnight international air ship a pizza, right?

 

[porkiewpyne]

And yet they're the healthiest people in the world who live the longest...

Pretty sure you meant Okinawa, not Shanghai. Unless us Asians are all the same XD

 

[ShadowSoldier]

Pretty sure you meant Okinawa, not Shanghai. Unless us Asians are all the same XD

You are. Don't worry, us white people are all the same too, and us fat people are all the same too. Don't worry, it's how the world works, you can't change it, might as well do what I did, just accept it and embrace it.

 

[porkiewpyne]

You are. Don't worry, us white people are all the same too, and us fat people are all the same too. Don't worry, it's how the world works, you can't change it, might as well do what I did, just accept it and embrace it.

Given my carnivorous diet and my love for sweet foods (and a long history of heart disease, diabetes etc. thanks to my genes), I am definitely different MUAHAHAHAAH XD

 

[LightyKD]

ZOMG! I really think I'm going to barf!!!

 

[caribou007]

You are. Don't worry, us white people are all the same too, and us fat people are all the same too. Don't worry, it's how the world works, you can't change it, might as well do what I did, just accept it and embrace it.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

And we all know that on the internet, my opinion is fact. Just like your opinion is fact, and his opinion is fact, and her opinion is fact, and it's opinion is fact, and facts opinion is fact!

 

[caribou007]

And we all know that on the internet, my opinion is fact. Just like your opinion is fact, and his opinion is fact, and her opinion is fact, and it's opinion is fact, and facts opinion is fact!

Are you aware I was attempting to quote the fictional character pictured in your avatar?

 

[ShadowSoldier]

Are you aware I was attempting to quote the fictional character pictured in your avatar?

Nah. Mainly because on this site, it's kind of hard to tell who's joking or anything now. Everybody takes offense to everything.

 

[Rydian]

Nah. Mainly because on this site, it's kind of hard to tell who's joking or anything now. Everybody takes offense to everything.

No, YOUR face takes offense to everything!!!

 

[ShadowSoldier]

No, YOUR face takes offense to everything!!!

DAMMIT RYDIAN STOP INSULTING ME!

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will SLAP you.