let's make a new religion

[x65943]

mormonism and scientology did it

let's make a new religion and get rich and save our members' souls

some ideas:

eating is a sin
you must place the church in your will
infinity profit

other ideas?

serious god lovers only (we're talking triple x)

 

[Dionicio3]

we should just make Skiddoism 2 tbh

 

[x65943]

we should just make Skiddoism 2 tbh

yes, but with microtransactions this time

 

[CoolMe]

Engaging in politics is a sin.

 

[x65943]

Engaging in politics is a sin.

unless done so to protect the church, of course?

 

[CoolMe]

unless done so to protect the church, of course?

Then it's not politics.

 

[x65943]

Then it's not politics.

brother, I will now show you the sign of the priest through the veil

*makes wacky mormon hand gestures*

 

[CoolMe]

brother, I will now show you the sign of the priest through the veil

*makes wacky mormon hand gestures*

Reminds me of this scene in Sleeping Dogs..

 

[The Catboy]

Catboys

 

[hippy dave]

yes, but with microtransactions this time

I'm now accepting macrotransactions

 

[plasturion]

Mormonism is a sect, to make a religion you need base as transcendental revelation and it's proper consistent interpretation, otherwise you make only ideology or philosophy.

 

[Deleted member 42501]

As long as it involves a lot of echo chamber back slapping, meme posting and Current Thing supporting I'm all for it.

If it actually means you've got to get up, get out and do something then forget it. I prefer to rail against capitalism and white privilege from the safety of a life that provides all of its benefits that I don't want to give up.

Armchair activist for life!

 

[SG854]

Catboys

We worship catboys. Feed them, throw big parties, make catboys gain lots of weight, then sacrifice a catboy at the alter to the Cat God.

 

[hippy dave]

As long as it involves a lot of echo chamber back slapping, meme posting and Current Thing supporting I'm all for it.

If it actually means you've got to get up, get out and do something then forget it. I prefer to rail against capitalism and white privilege from the safety of a life that provides all of its benefits that I don't want to give up.

Armchair activist for life!

 

[Creamu]

Jupiter will rise!

 

[Dark_Phoras]

I'd rather be a pagan. Blood oaths, devotion to living beings and natural elements, moonlit rituals.