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"The impact will lift the enemy off of the ground."
Holy shit.
"Those skilled in chi kung can direct energy up the Ch'ueng Mo channel and stop the heart."
Holy shit!
"Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals."
Jesus Christ. That's fucking scary.
"Massive blood loss results in death."
Yeah, really? Who would want to live after someone RIPS OUT YOUR GENITALS like that?!
Though, I remember hearing a story about a woman apparently doing this to a man and it was "proven false" because people don't have that kinda strength. ...really now? *gulps fearfully*
Holy shit.
"Those skilled in chi kung can direct energy up the Ch'ueng Mo channel and stop the heart."
Holy shit!
"Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals."
Jesus Christ. That's fucking scary.
"Massive blood loss results in death."
Yeah, really? Who would want to live after someone RIPS OUT YOUR GENITALS like that?!
Though, I remember hearing a story about a woman apparently doing this to a man and it was "proven false" because people don't have that kinda strength. ...really now? *gulps fearfully*
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