My love for Phil Swift has made me racist against boats

[BetterDuck]

Context:



Also if you don't know Phil Swift you're a degenerate

 

[Glyptofane]

Phil Swift is a poor man's Billy Mays.

 

[BetterDuck]

Phil Swift is a poor man's Billy Mays.

He's a god, Billy Mays is one of the few with more power than him

 

[supergamer368]

hey would you like to join the flex tape religion we worship large rolls of tape and phil swift every friday, and play flex bingo every tuesday you don’t always have to show up just sometimes

 

[Subtle Demise]

 

[JellyPerson]

Screw Skiddoism, let's make Swiftism/Flexism/Tapeism!

 

[HamBone41801]

Phil Swift is a poor man's Billy Mays.

Fight me. (ง •̀_•́)ง

 

[Subtle Demise]

 

[Old]

He's a god, Billy Mays is one of the few with more power than him

Billy: "Moldy rotten cheese!"
Gary: "Oh, FUCK YOU!"