It's time for an update! Nintendo has just released a Switch firmware update for 10.0.3, continuing the rapid-fire small updates we've been seeing ever since version 10.0.0 went live back in April. As expected, it's time to get your dedicated stability joke notebook out and bust out your favorite lines, because this is the ever typical stability-focused update. You can also check out the yls8 report, which shows that SystemUpdate, CertStore and SystemVersion were all updated.

Ver. 10.0.3 (Released May 25, 2020)
General system stability improvements to enhance the user's experience.

Source

 

[Pikm]

Why can't Nintendo just call them security patches? That's essentially what they are. They could call it stability if it did something like prevent errors or improve game performance, but this is literally just securing their software.

 

[SG854]

The Swtch is more stable then its Joycons.

 

[Rahkeesh]

Why can't Nintendo just call them security patches? That's essentially what they are. They could call it stability if it did something like prevent errors or improve game performance, but this is literally just securing their software.

Because its security for them, not you.

 

[Seliph]

I tried to use my switch as a balance beam, it immediately broke. Clearly, it wasn't stable enough, 0/10.

 

[Joom]

Why can't Nintendo just call them security patches? That's essentially what they are. They could call it stability if it did something like prevent errors or improve game performance, but this is literally just securing their software.

I mean, an expired SSL certificate certainly can result in instability (IE, connections being refused), so I'd say that this qualifies as a stability update.

 

[Worldblender]

But the question is, are the games/sigpatches working?

10.0.3 is one of these minor updates that doesn't bring in a lot except for the certificate changes I mentioned earlier. It is likely that games and sigpatches will continue to work on this version until another major or minor update (changing *.x.x or x.*.x, respectively) is pushed out.

 

[MaxToTheMax]

My Switch : "FUCK YEAH! I'M SO FUCKING STABLE RIGHT NOW!! HOLY SHIT! COME ON TRY TO HACK ME"
Me : *Sliding the RCM jig down"
My Switch : "Hey, what are you doing?"

 

[WhiteMaze]

Well, the 3DS is probably about 2 updates away from becoming a stable black hole with a singularity at it's core, so lets hope the Switch doesn't follow in the same footsteps.

 

[Silent_Gunner]

Stability-Patch, Stability-Patch
Only doing what a system patch can do.
Patches a vulnerability, opens up a new one
Fucks with hacked systems
Look out, here comes the Stability-Patch

Is it secure?
Listen hax
It's got "stable" code
Can it brick your system?
Take a look on your forum
Hey, there
There goes the Stability-Patch

Anytime of day
At the domain of an exploit
Like a fly to a UV light trap
It arrives just in time (except when the vulnerability is hardw-)

Stability-Patch, Stability-Patch
Silent bricker Stability-Patch
Keeping you online and connected to the network
He's ignored by haxor users, welcomed by normies
Control is its reward
Look out
Here comes the Stability-Patch

Stability-Patch, Stability-Patch
Silent bricker Stability-Patch
Keeping you online and connected to the network
He's ignored by haxor users, welcomed by normies
Control is its reward
Look out
Here comes the Stability-Patch

Anytime of day
At the domain of an exploit
Like a fly to a UV light trap
It arrives just in time (except when the vulnerability is hardw-)

Stability-Patch, Stability-Patch
Only doing what a system patch can do.
Patches a vulnerability, opens up a new one
Fucks with hacked systems
Look out
Here comes the Stability-Patch

Stability-Patch, Stability-Patch
Silent bricker Stability-Patch
Keeping you online and connected to the network
He's ignored by haxor users, welcomed by normies
Control is its reward
Look out
Here comes the Stability-Patch

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Well, at least Nintendo knows how to make their console stable, unlike the server they're keeping all their source code on...

Holy fuck is that savage!

 

[64bitmodels]

My Switch : "FUCK YEAH! I'M SO FUCKING STABLE RIGHT NOW!! HOLY SHIT! COME ON TRY TO HACK ME"
Me : *Sliding the RCM jig down"
My Switch : "Hey, what are you doing?"

My Switch Lite: *looking at the other switch getting totally unstabilized and hacked*
"Well, they can't d-do that to me h-hahah! my controllers are stuck to the switch hah! you can't s-slide anything!"
Me: *preorders SX Lite*
My Switch lite: "Wh-What are you doing??"
Me: "nothing personnel kid"

 

[xdarkmario]

the most "STABLE" platform.... gets source code hacked

 

[StrayGuitarist]

I wonder if this’ll fix the connection issues I’ve been having since 10.0.0 dropped.

 

[64bitmodels]

Are ya stabilizing son?
Nintendo: yeah dad im stabilizing
Also nintendo:

 

[JeepX87]

Nintendo, congratulation and my Switch is MORE stable ever since NES age!!!

 

[64bitmodels]

My switch is so stable that when i throw it at the wall the wall breaks
its so stable that when i try to balance it on a rectangle, the rectangle falls over
my switch is so stable that it falls on the bottom when dropped like a cat

 

[DSoryu]

Ya know, I have that funny feeling that the update descriptions is a joke even with Nintendo devs, at my work we make several updates to our internal software and we ALWAYS include this same line in the changelogs as some kind of dev meme, and everyone just knows its origin lol. It will be a matter of time until this becomes the new "it's dangerous to go alone, take this" of the gaming comunity, maybe other companies will use it as a catchphrase sooner than later haha.

 

[Germania]

I wonder if this’ll fix the connection issues I’ve been having since 10.0.0 dropped.

Man, I thought I was the only one being affected by Nintendo's shitty broken updates. After updating to FW 10.0.2 I could not establish (and still cannot) a stable internet connection. Whereas every other device did not have any problem whatsoever. The Switch must have the worst internal wireless adapter ever. Even being as near as possible to the router the connection is shit.

 

[Xzi]

Ya know, I have that funny feeling that the update descriptions is a joke even with Nintendo devs, at my work we make several updates to our internal software and we ALWAYS include this same line in the changelogs as some kind of dev meme, and everyone just knows its origin lol. It will be a matter of time until this becomes the new "it's dangerous to go alone, take this" of the gaming comunity, maybe other companies will use it as a catchphrase sooner than later haha.

They'll probably insert a line of dialogue or two about it into one of their games at some point, as an easter egg. Would fit well in Metroid Prime 4. "Samus, before you depart on your next mission, we need to give your ship's systems a stability update."

 

[64bitmodels]

Ya know, I have that funny feeling that the update descriptions is a joke even with Nintendo devs, at my work we make several updates to our internal software and we ALWAYS include this same line in the changelogs as some kind of dev meme, and everyone just knows its origin lol. It will be a matter of time until this becomes the new "it's dangerous to go alone, take this" of the gaming comunity, maybe other companies will use it as a catchphrase sooner than later haha.

Nah, no way, that'd require the devs at nintendo to actually have soul and a personality

 

[StrayGuitarist]

Man, I thought I was the only one being affected by Nintendo's shitty broken updates. After updating to FW 10.0.2 I could not establish (and still cannot) a stable internet connection. Whereas every other device did not have any problem whatsoever. The Switch must have the worst internal wireless adapter ever. Even being as near as possible to the router the connection is shit.

THAT'S THE EXACT PROBLEM I'VE BEEN HAVING! HOLY SHIT!