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We usually dont, except when talking about western country in general, we will talk about "the occident"
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In English 99% of people probably couldn't define occident tbh
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ftfy
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Three kids argue to determine who is the best child
The youngest says :
Making childs is like making pancakes
The first time it's total garbage, the second it's barely edible and the third it's perfect
The middle one says :
Nah, making childs is like learning to ride a bike
The first time you fail, the second time you succeed and the third time you think you are so good that you just fail even harder
The elder says :
No no no, childs are like snowstorm
The first time you are very excited, second time you are disgusted, and the third time, you are exhausted, you just want it to fucking leave
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what do non-binary ninjas do to their ennemies?
what currency do pornstar get paid in?
@JuanMena maybe you'll get that joke
How many mexican do you need to (place any job you see fit)?
they/them (they slash them)
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what currency do pornstar get paid in?
in cum
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@JuanMena maybe you'll get that joke
How many mexican do you need to (place any job you see fit)?
just Juan
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Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Why are gays being so rude?
How does a muslim close the door?
The white guy actually did it
Why are gays being so rude?
Because they are f*cking assholes
How does a muslim close the door?
Islams it
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When I lived in New Orleans and had a slum lord, a pest control guy told another tenant that “the only reason this house is still standing is because the termites are holding hands”.
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My neighbour started yelling in the street that if he catches the person who is stealing his clothes, he will kill him and nobody will find his body. when I heard that, I shat his pants.
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A vegan, a non-binairian and a feminist jump off a very high cliff to see who will crash first. Who wins?
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an engineer, a biologist and mathmatician are standing in front of an empty house
two person go in, and little while later, three comes out
The engineer says "It means our original assumptions were wrong"
The biologist says "No, it means they reproduced"
The mathematician says "No, it means one person has to go in so that the house will be empty again"
two person go in, and little while later, three comes out
The engineer says "It means our original assumptions were wrong"
The biologist says "No, it means they reproduced"
The mathematician says "No, it means one person has to go in so that the house will be empty again"
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One of my best childhood memory is when I was building sandcastles with my grandfather. But my mom would always ruin my fun by taking the urn away 
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