Public Service Announcement Regarding Gherkins

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Most of you may not know this, but upon closer inspection it is evident that gherkins are furry. Now you know.

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Please, give me your thoughts on this matter below.
 

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Most of you may not know this, but upon closer inspection it is evident that gherkins are furry. Now you know.

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Please, give me your thoughts on this matter below.
Another good reason to hate such a disgusting thing. The only thing worse than gherkins is tomatoes.
 
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Wow, that's a bit forward, no?

I mean... At least buy them wine first. Today's youth doesn't have any manners.
Let me stress something very important, you may not have noticed but I am succubus.
 

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Let me stress something very important, you may not have noticed but I am succubus.
Yes, yes - a demon that lures unsuspecting men with the promise of sex and eats their souls. That's all well and good, but I am hard to tempt. I have a strawberry cheesecake in the fridge and I still haven't eaten it, you're literally no match for me. This is the kind of restraint gods can only wish to have.
 

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Yes, yes - a demon that lures unsuspecting men with the promise of sex and eats their souls. That's all well and good, but I am hard to tempt. I have a strawberry cheesecake in the fridge and I still haven't eaten it, you're literally no match for me. This is the kind of restraint gods can only wish to have.
I am just a demon that likes headpats and handholding ._. We cubi changed a lot over the years
 
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