quotability

[slimbizzy]

you just found out you have this super power where you're able to make any piece of text a famous quote.

which piece of text do you quote first?

 

[AkiraKurusu]

which piece of text do you quote first?

 

[Vila_]

Fuck your fucking fuck faced fucked up pie shoving hole that you use to spread stupidity upon your fucking friends who lick your motherfucking cock only because they don't have their own cock or mother to fuck in order to be motherfucking bastards like you and your father and mother and their fathers and mothers up to the third generation when your great grandfather decided to fuck a chicken in order to have children he could beat up and rape until they had other children he could rape until your brainless face was shoved into the world multipling the number of shit heads by an unimaginable amount that represents your stupidity and the stupidity of your ways in you miserable life that even snails consider more boring than your father's cloged up ass-hole with slimy juices that only your grandmother could reproduce in her infinite ugliness and slimines that can only hurl any normal man nd prove she is the witch buffy missed when she was fucking vampires like your grandfather and killing dark bitches such as your flooped-belly grandmother who has no excuse for the pathetic life her daughter brought into this already poor world which is overfilled with tightassed asshole such as your uncle and his uncle fucking wife which is a transexual dolphin with a silicon implant in her whale lips that suck your uncle's fat nipples until they realized how useles they were to this whole world and gave birth to your zombie cousins that are just replicas of Michael Jackson and fall apart while trying to capture your bitch of a girlfriend who is only a stupid whore who sucks ass and shits all over the shitty cave you call home when you drag hay from the fucked up fields you roll in instead of actually doing something with your pathetic life even, to decorate the walls covered with horse shit between which you and your fucked up dog that you like to fuck in the ass instead of your girlfriend who is so damn ugly even animals run away at her sight, you religiously-fucked up sorry piece of white black trash with a small dick overlarge butthole vagina instread of belly button and arms like a baby who stinks like all the barf buckets of the world united into one stinking pile of arse that is your fuck face, you cunt-headed ass wipe, fuck-shit fuck with lead stuck up your heathen swamp rat coho-nus. Go fuck your ape-mothers corpse you necrophiliac amputee raping cocksucker.
You're still a retard and I ain't done with you're fucking ass

 

[AlanJohn]

Fuck your fucking fuck faced fucked up pie shoving hole that you use to spread stupidity upon your fucking friends who lick your motherfucking cock only because they don't have their own cock or mother to fuck in order to be motherfucking bastards like you and your father and mother and their fathers and mothers up to the third generation when your great grandfather decided to fuck a chicken in order to have children he could beat up and rape until they had other children he could rape until your brainless face was shoved into the world multipling the number of shit heads by an unimaginable amount that represents your stupidity and the stupidity of your ways in you miserable life that even snails consider more boring than your father's cloged up ass-hole with slimy juices that only your grandmother could reproduce in her infinite ugliness and slimines that can only hurl any normal man nd prove she is the witch buffy missed when she was fucking vampires like your grandfather and killing dark bitches such as your flooped-belly grandmother who has no excuse for the pathetic life her daughter brought into this already poor world which is overfilled with tightassed asshole such as your uncle and his uncle fucking wife which is a transexual dolphin with a silicon implant in her whale lips that suck your uncle's fat nipples until they realized how useles they were to this whole world and gave birth to your zombie cousins that are just replicas of Michael Jackson and fall apart while trying to capture your bitch of a girlfriend who is only a stupid whore who sucks ass and shits all over the shitty cave you call home when you drag hay from the fucked up fields you roll in instead of actually doing something with your pathetic life even, to decorate the walls covered with horse shit between which you and your fucked up dog that you like to fuck in the ass instead of your girlfriend who is so damn ugly even animals run away at her sight, you religiously-fucked up sorry piece of white black trash with a small dick overlarge butthole vagina instread of belly button and arms like a baby who stinks like all the barf buckets of the world united into one stinking pile of arse that is your fuck face, you cunt-headed ass wipe, fuck-shit fuck with lead stuck up your heathen swamp rat coho-nus. Go fuck your ape-mothers corpse you necrophiliac amputee raping cocksucker.
You're still a retard and I ain't done with you're fucking ass

Admittedly, this is actually a pasta and I didn't write it. I did however edit out a racial slur.

 

[Vila_]

Admittedly, this is actually a pasta and I didn't write it. I did however edit out a racial slur.

Still funny to this day tho

 

[AkiraKurusu]

Admittedly, this is actually a pasta and I didn't write it. I did however edit out a racial slur.

What flavour pasta? Carbonara?

 

[grey72]

What flavour pasta? Carbonara?

Gamer flavor

 

[AkiraKurusu]

Gamer flavor

Please tell me that comes with cream sauce, instead of tomato...the former is delicious, the latter is repulsive.

 

[Vila_]

Please tell me that comes with cream sauce, instead of tomato...the former is delicious, the latter is repulsive.

It comes in mountain dew flavour covered with dorito powder...

 

[slaphappygamer]

“Hello there,
Guys. I know there's a lot of people who don't like me and wish
I would go away. I think we got off on the wrong foot. I know I
can come off a little proactive, and for that I'm sorry. But if
everyone could find a place in their hearts for the little boy
that nobody wanted, I know we can make them laugh and cry until
we grow old together.

Starcraft RULEZ!!!!!!!”

 

[FAST6191]

Would probably go for a subtle troll

You have an intense desire to get people to accept and like you.
Sometimes you give too much effort on projects that don’t work out.
You prefer change and do not like to feel limited in what you can do.
You are an independent thinker who takes pride in doing things differently than others.
Sometimes you can be loud, outgoing, and a people person, but other times you can be quiet, shy, and reserved.
You can be overly harsh on yourself and very critical.
Although you do have some weaknesses, you try very hard to overcome them and be a better person.

https://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/forer-effect.htm (Forer/Barnum effect) for the unfamiliar.

 

[Deleted member 397813]

“ninten”

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Would probably go for a subtle troll


https://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/forer-effect.htm (Forer/Barnum effect) for the unfamiliar.

i remember that from a penn and teller video

 

[AkiraKurusu]

ninten

Wait how do you know my home folder name

 

[Crazynoob458]

speen

 

[Deleted member 546149]

[/QUOTE]speen[/QUOTE]

 

[slaphappygamer]

speen

 

[slaphappygamer]

HAHAHA SONY BAD AND I CAN'T READ HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!