How did Adam and Eve knew which hole to use?
Instinct?
They saw animals doing it before?
Snake showed them which and how?
Instinct?
They saw animals doing it before?
Snake showed them which and how?
They had the Discovery Channel.
Good point.And also they ate of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, and maybe sex ed was part of the Knowledge, not sure.
Say ten showed them how it goes, by demonstrating & doing it on Eve, so technically you could say he's the real father of all men. I bet that's not on the brochure..How did Adam and Eve knew which hole to use?
"Join our cult. Forbidden Nuts and Incest for Everyone"Say ten showed them how it goes, by demonstrating & doing it on Eve, so technically you could say he's the real father of all men. I bet that's not on the brochure..
Says you?"Join our cult. Forbidden Nuts and Incest for Everyone"
No, the brochure that taught them how to.Says you?
Gotcha.No, the brochure that taught them how to.
Who says they do?Wait, who the fuck taught them how to read!?
Is eating tree nuts gay? Technically it is.If you'd eat those nuts
Tree nuts doesn't make you gay.Is eating tree nuts gay? Technically it is.
But how Earth got it's population if they didn't?Who says they do?
They sure didn't populate the Earth through readingBut how Earth got it's population if they didn't?
Yes indeedy.But how Earth got it's population if they didn't?
Religion is a lie then?
Well "nuts" isn't exactly singular now there is it?Tree nuts doesn't make you gay.
Have sex, or read? Sex is the answer.But how Earth got it's population if they didn't?
Yes. Unless you "believe" in it?Religion is a lie then?
Have have sex or read? Sex is the answer.
There is an even more disturbing question...
Adam and Eve had two childs, two boys
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...so yea, there's still only one female left, right?
"Join our cult. Forbidden Nuts and Incest for Everyone"
Juan was today years old when he realized only one hole is naturally self lubricatingHow did Adam and Eve knew which hole to use?
Instinct?
They saw animals doing it before?
Snake showed them which and how?