Religion question that's driving me crazy

[JuanMena]

How did Adam and Eve knew which hole to use?


Instinct?
They saw animals doing it before?
Snake showed them which and how?

 

[Veho]

They had the Discovery Channel.

 

[JuanMena]

They had the Discovery Channel.

Oh, Eva was one of those, huh?

 

[Veho]

And also they ate of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, and maybe sex ed was part of the Knowledge, not sure.

 

[JuanMena]

And also they ate of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, and maybe sex ed was part of the Knowledge, not sure.

Good point.
If you'd eat those nuts, what kind of knowledge would you get, Veho?

 

[CoolMe]

How did Adam and Eve knew which hole to use?

Say ten showed them how it goes, by demonstrating & doing it on Eve, so technically you could say he's the real father of all men. I bet that's not on the brochure..

 

[JuanMena]

Say ten showed them how it goes, by demonstrating & doing it on Eve, so technically you could say he's the real father of all men. I bet that's not on the brochure..

"Join our cult. Forbidden Nuts and Incest for Everyone"

 

[CoolMe]

"Join our cult. Forbidden Nuts and Incest for Everyone"

Says you?

 

[JuanMena]

Says you?

No, the brochure that taught them how to.

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Wait, who the fuck taught them how to read!?

 

[CoolMe]

No, the brochure that taught them how to.

Gotcha.

Wait, who the fuck taught them how to read!?

Who says they do?

If you'd eat those nuts

Is eating tree nuts gay? Technically it is.

 

[JuanMena]

Is eating tree nuts gay? Technically it is.

Tree nuts doesn't make you gay.
Eating two nuts will.

Who says they do?

But how Earth got it's population if they didn't?
Religion is a lie then?

 

[Veho]

But how Earth got it's population if they didn't?

They sure didn't populate the Earth through reading

Seems like someone needs to have The Talk with you, young man.

 

[Jayro]

But how Earth got it's population if they didn't?
Religion is a lie then?

Yes indeedy.

 

[CoolMe]

Tree nuts doesn't make you gay.

Well "nuts" isn't exactly singular now there is it?

But how Earth got it's population if they didn't?

Have sex, or read? Sex is the answer.

Religion is a lie then?

Yes. Unless you "believe" in it?

 

[SylverReZ]

I don't get religion sometimes, its as if its used to portray evil.

 

[AncientBoi]

Have have sex or read? Sex is the answer.

[read a book on "How to have Sex"]

 

[DBlaze]

just keep trying until you have results

 

[Noctosphere]

There is an even more disturbing question...
Adam and Eve had two childs, two boys
...
...
...
...
...so yea, there's still only one female left, right?

 

[JuanMena]

There is an even more disturbing question...
Adam and Eve had two childs, two boys
...
...
...
...
...so yea, there's still only one female left, right?

"Join our cult. Forbidden Nuts and Incest for Everyone"

 

[x65943]

How did Adam and Eve knew which hole to use?


Instinct?
They saw animals doing it before?
Snake showed them which and how?

Juan was today years old when he realized only one hole is naturally self lubricating