[Serious Thread] What should I do with my beard?

[grossaffe]

You can try mutton chops, or you can go with just the patch on the underside of the chin. Your lack of mustache-growing ability is rather limiting. I have the opposite issue where I can't grow much of any beard but can get an alright mustache. What little beard I can grow (and it really isn't much) even has a bald spot.

 

[jacksprat1990]

Considering it looks like pubes, do yourself a huge favour and shave it off.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Dye your beard and your hair white and pretend you're Santa Claus.

 

[pwsincd]

Man i was gonna say shave of the pubes dude , but seeing you without , id say gandalf all the way... heres an idea : http://curezone.com/ig/i.asp?i=13022

 

[Issac]

Yeah, I think mutton chops would suit you. On the later pics, just shave the longer middle part. keep the trimmed sides.

 

[Theconejo]

I believe you've had ample time to consider your options and 2 pages of opinions. My day hangs on knowing what you have decided. Well what say you? What have you done, or will do?

 

[Duo8]

I believe you've had ample time to consider your options and 2 pages of opinions. My day hangs on knowing what you have decided. Well what say you? What have you done, or will do?

I cleaned it up a good bit today. Big pic below.

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Here I am not looking from an angle like a tard.

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That's usually how I keep it when I'm not too lazy to maintain it. I may end up taking the goatee even shorter though.

I definitely do need a haircut though.

Thoughts?


Though it's two years old, if I get rid of my beard, I look like this.

 

[Sicklyboy]

I got rid of the goatee almost entirely. Chin area is slightly longer (1/4" or less) than everything else.

 

[Foxi4]

Holy crap son, I just saw the photo in the OP... that was one hell of a beard, but it really didn't look good on you, no offense.

I'm personally a huge fan of goatee's, but if you have a "long chin" as you say, a long goatee is only going to make it look longer. Consider a short one on the bottom of the chin and get rid of everything else, you'll thank me later.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Smear it in honey and become the new queen bee.

 

[Theconejo]

Thanks missed it...

 

[Sicklyboy]

Holy crap son, I just saw the photo in the OP... that was one hell of a beard, but it really didn't look good on you, no offense.

I'm personally a huge fan of goatee's, but if you have a "long chin" as you say, a long goatee is only going to make it look longer. Consider a short one on the bottom of the chin and get rid of everything else, you'll thank me later.

I meant the goatee is slightly longer than everything else.

I'll put a newer pic on here later I guess.

 

[Blood Fetish]

 

[Muyfa666]

Must... resist... urge... to... mock!

Seriously, ditch the beard. I had the opposite problem growing up. I looked 25 when I was 13 (not in the gettings chicks way, sorry to say) and when I grew out a beard (which takes me like a week to get to ZZ Top length btw) it made me look 60-ish.